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Title: The Top 15 Star Wars Euphemisms For Masturbation
Post by: Modas on October 09, 2003, 03:58:11 PM
:rofl :rofl

THE TOP 15 STAR WARS EUPHEMISMS FOR MASTURBATION

15. Shooting Womprats in Beggar's Canyon

14. Grooming the Wookie

13. Making the Kessel Run

12. Polishing Vader's Helmet

11. Evacuating Tatooine

10. Unsheathing the Meatsaber

9. Releasing the Special Edition

8. Jumping to Delight Speed

7. Communicating with Red Leader One

6. Lightsaber Practice with Captain Solo

5. Tinkering With the R2 Unit

4. Manually Targeting the Rebel Base

3. Performing the Jedi Hand Trick

2. Scratching Yoda Behind the Ears

...and the number one Star Wars Euphemism for

Masturbation:

1. Test Firing the Death Star
Title: The Top 15 Star Wars Euphemisms For Masturbation
Post by: GtoRA2 on October 09, 2003, 04:03:39 PM
I know why there are not THE TOP 15 STAR WARS EUPHEMISMS FOR SEX

Just look at a starwars "fan" lol.

Or watch the comic dog make fun of them.
Title: The Top 15 Star Wars Euphemisms For Masturbation
Post by: Wanker on October 09, 2003, 04:05:54 PM
16. Flogging the Ewok

17. Fetting the Boba

18. Jabbin' the Hut

19. Deploying the grappling hook

20. Lubricating the droid


:rofl
Title: The Top 15 Star Wars Euphemisms For Masturbation
Post by: Tarmac on October 09, 2003, 04:15:58 PM
Not a single reference to petting Wookiees?
Title: The Top 15 Star Wars Euphemisms For Masturbation
Post by: boxboy28 on October 09, 2003, 04:20:17 PM
I expect this from LEPAUL  but not you MODAS!   LOL
Title: The Top 15 Star Wars Euphemisms For Masturbation
Post by: Sandman on October 09, 2003, 09:47:49 PM
In!
Title: The Top 15 Star Wars Euphemisms For Masturbation
Post by: FUNKED1 on October 09, 2003, 10:02:38 PM
Hand Solo
Title: The Top 15 Star Wars Euphemisms For Masturbation
Post by: davidpt40 on October 09, 2003, 10:04:13 PM
Going "Hans Solo"
Title: The Top 15 Star Wars Euphemisms For Masturbation
Post by: eskimo2 on October 09, 2003, 10:11:45 PM
Joining the Dark Side.

eskimo
Title: The Top 15 Star Wars Euphemisms For Masturbation
Post by: eskimo2 on October 09, 2003, 10:13:34 PM
Jerkin Jar-Jar.

eskimo
Title: The Top 15 Star Wars Euphemisms For Masturbation
Post by: rpm on October 09, 2003, 10:15:46 PM
Going to the darkside.
Title: The Top 15 Star Wars Euphemisms For Masturbation
Post by: Twist on October 09, 2003, 10:21:23 PM
This makes me wonder, are there any flight sim/Aces High euphemisms for this??

Stick stirring?

I'm 'in the gunners seat'

Workin' on my 'touch and go's'

Preflight warmup



:D
Title: The Top 15 Star Wars Euphemisms For Masturbation
Post by: eskimo2 on October 09, 2003, 10:27:59 PM
Contemplating a bit too hard about what Lea meant by, “ Aren’t you a little short for a Storm Trooper?”.

eskimo
Title: The Top 15 Star Wars Euphemisms For Masturbation
Post by: Sixpence on October 09, 2003, 10:56:50 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Twist
This makes me wonder, are there any flight sim/Aces High euphemisms for this??

Stick stirring?

I'm 'in the gunners seat'

Workin' on my 'touch and go's'

Preflight warmup



:D


Calibrating the joystick
Title: The Top 15 Star Wars Euphemisms For Masturbation
Post by: Saurdaukar on October 09, 2003, 11:46:05 PM
Clearing the guns.  :D
Title: The Top 15 Star Wars Euphemisms For Masturbation
Post by: Roscoroo on October 10, 2003, 01:07:16 AM
Wasnt R2D2 some kind of recon plane ??
Title: The Top 15 Star Wars Euphemisms For Masturbation
Post by: Saintaw on October 10, 2003, 02:35:30 AM
Building an R2D2.


Ooops!
Title: The Top 15 Star Wars Euphemisms For Masturbation
Post by: FUNKED1 on October 10, 2003, 02:35:59 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Saintaw
Building an R2D2.


Ooops!


ROFL
Title: The Top 15 Star Wars Euphemisms For Masturbation
Post by: muckmaw on October 10, 2003, 07:39:15 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Sixpence
Calibrating the joystick


I dont know about masturbation but...

"Hotloading"

always neauseated me.
Title: The Top 15 Star Wars Euphemisms For Masturbation
Post by: nuchpatrick on October 10, 2003, 08:42:08 AM
Quote
Originally posted by muckmaw
I dont know about masturbation but...

"Hotloading"

always neauseated me.



:rofl
Title: The Top 15 Star Wars Euphemisms For Masturbation
Post by: Spooky on October 10, 2003, 08:52:27 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Tarmac
Not a single reference to petting Wookiees?



yep, "spanking the wookie" comes to mind !

 or "Strangling the Ewok"



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Title: The Top 15 Star Wars Euphemisms For Masturbation
Post by: Modas on October 10, 2003, 09:02:09 AM
Ah, you guys are great.  

I KNEW that if I posted this we could take the O'club to a whole new low level :D