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Title: Proof there Is a GOD!!
Post by: mrblack on October 23, 2003, 05:44:38 PM
In case of water landing you can use you're flight attendent as a floatation device:aok

(http://home.comcast.net/~c.hambleton/wsb/media/134502/site1050.jpg)
Title: Proof there Is a GOD!!
Post by: Maverick on October 23, 2003, 05:46:23 PM
In before the lock.

VERY nice photo!

:aok
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Post by: udet on October 23, 2003, 05:47:55 PM
umm she's kinda fat. I bet the CG of that plane will never be in the same location :)
Title: Proof there Is a GOD!!
Post by: mrblack on October 23, 2003, 05:49:52 PM
I don't see why there would be a lock?
there is an airplane in the pic ans she is fully chlothed.

yeah she is a little heavy but lordy She has done wonderfull things for my hard drive LOL:D
BTW she is German those lucky germans LOL>
Title: Proof there Is a GOD!!
Post by: Tarmac on October 23, 2003, 05:54:09 PM
Wouldn't hit it.  Not even with someone else's equipment.
Title: Proof there Is a GOD!!
Post by: vorticon on October 23, 2003, 05:54:38 PM
the fact that she looks interested in the plane itself is the best bit...
Title: Proof there Is a GOD!!
Post by: mrblack on October 23, 2003, 06:12:21 PM
Big bumps
Title: Proof there Is a GOD!!
Post by: Sixpence on October 23, 2003, 06:13:51 PM
She needs to ditch the half shirt or ditch a few pounds.
Title: Proof there Is a GOD!!
Post by: mrblack on October 23, 2003, 06:16:34 PM
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Originally posted by Sixpence
She needs to ditch the half shirt or ditch a few pounds.


LOL do women bigger that you scare you?
Title: Proof there Is a GOD!!
Post by: Golfer on October 23, 2003, 06:17:31 PM
Never thought i'd say it but...

IN
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Post by: Scootter on October 23, 2003, 06:22:40 PM
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Originally posted by Tarmac
Wouldn't hit it.  Not even with someone else's equipment.



agreed!
Title: Proof there Is a GOD!!
Post by: Sixpence on October 23, 2003, 06:24:42 PM
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Originally posted by mrblack
LOL do women bigger that you scare you?


How do i know it's really a woman?
Title: Proof there Is a GOD!!
Post by: Furball on October 23, 2003, 06:24:43 PM
worth a poke
Title: Proof there Is a GOD!!
Post by: AKS\/\/ulfe on October 23, 2003, 06:24:52 PM
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Originally posted by mrblack
LOL do women bigger that you scare you?


Women that can crush my pelvis scare the hell outta me.
-SW
Title: Proof there Is a GOD!!
Post by: davidpt40 on October 23, 2003, 06:25:06 PM
Yeah her belly is fat.  What kind of plane is that?
Title: Proof there Is a GOD!!
Post by: mrblack on October 23, 2003, 06:25:11 PM
Thats cool all you guys that "wouldnt Hit it".
Would just make it much easyer for old farts like me to NAIL IT LOL:rofl

It's one of those personal things I quess.
either you like big Hooters or you don't:eek:
Title: Proof there Is a GOD!!
Post by: mrblack on October 23, 2003, 06:25:58 PM
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Originally posted by Furball
worth a poke


I'm with ya furball:aok
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Post by: Sixpence on October 23, 2003, 06:26:21 PM
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Originally posted by mrblack
Iether you like big Hooters or you don't:eek:


I love big hooters, just not the big butt.
Title: Proof there Is a GOD!!
Post by: mrblack on October 23, 2003, 06:27:57 PM
Well it's a fact of nature If you want REAL boobs you gotta jet a little junk in da trunk.

Now if you like those silicone circus freak lookin ckicks thats you're think LOL.
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Post by: Scootter on October 23, 2003, 06:30:31 PM
Quote
Originally posted by mrblack
Well it's a fact of nature If you want REAL boobs you gotta jet a little junk in da trunk.

Now if you like those silicone circus freak lookin ckicks thats you're think LOL.



and you think they are real?:rolleyes:



got news, there are NOT

see how high the nips are, sorry dude :D
Title: Proof there Is a GOD!!
Post by: mrblack on October 23, 2003, 06:32:13 PM
Dude I have seen pic's of her neekid they are very real.
Title: Proof there Is a GOD!!
Post by: JB73 on October 23, 2003, 06:33:45 PM
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Originally posted by Tarmac
Wouldn't hit it.  Not even with someone else's equipment.
ok ill hit it 2x then.. once with mine then seconds with yours!
Title: Proof there Is a GOD!!
Post by: Chaos68 on October 23, 2003, 06:34:31 PM
i wouldnt stick it but she could lick it. :aok
Title: Proof there Is a GOD!!
Post by: mrblack on October 23, 2003, 06:37:48 PM
Quote
Originally posted by JB73
ok ill hit it 2x then.. once with mine then seconds with yours!


:rofl :aok
Title: Proof there Is a GOD!!
Post by: Twist on October 23, 2003, 06:43:47 PM
:eek: "This is your captain speaking....DAAAAAAAAAAAYYYUU UUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMM!!"

:D
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Post by: icemaw on October 23, 2003, 07:05:59 PM
Judging strictly by the size of the beer guts on most of the AH players I have seen. I would tend to beleive that Most of you would hit it. The question is would she be willing doubtfull very doubtfull. She a little large but pretty.
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Post by: AKWeav on October 23, 2003, 07:09:03 PM
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What kind of plane is that?


Judging by the color of the dash, I would guess something Russian.
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Post by: Tarmac on October 23, 2003, 07:11:52 PM
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Originally posted by Furball
worth a poke


Make sure you're not gettin all happy in a fat-fold.  

And IN!
Title: Proof there Is a GOD!!
Post by: Shuckins on October 23, 2003, 07:53:23 PM
Buncha male chauvinist PIGS!

Aint ya'll got no respect for women!? She shore looks healthier than some of the broads...I mean ladies...I have known who were OBSESSED with their figures.

Dang...I caint never figure out how to enlarge the picture.

Shuckins
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Post by: Thorns on October 23, 2003, 08:09:40 PM
Wouldn't mind drinking a tequila shot from that belly button - I'd be wasted on the second shot. :aok

Thorns
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Post by: Sandman on October 23, 2003, 08:22:58 PM
This probably goes without saying, but what the hell...


Yeah... I'd hit it.
Title: Proof there Is a GOD!!
Post by: DiabloTX on October 23, 2003, 08:26:33 PM
She's worth another look (assuming that she's Nadine Jansen).

(http://www.nadine-j.de/images/cabrio1.jpg)
Title: Proof there Is a GOD!!
Post by: majic on October 23, 2003, 09:17:29 PM
Geez, the back problems she must have.
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Post by: OIO on October 23, 2003, 10:33:10 PM
you people are sick. Why are you staring at that poor woman with 2 legs growing out in front?

You disgust me. :o :mad: :( :D
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Post by: Gadfly on October 23, 2003, 10:36:17 PM
Going to have to cancel the flight, someone has already pulled the inflation cord on those bouyancy devices.
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Post by: NUKE on October 23, 2003, 10:37:34 PM
Quote
Originally posted by DiabloTX
She's worth another look (assuming that she's Nadine Jansen).

(http://www.nadine-j.de/images/cabrio1.jpg)


I wonder what she's gonna feel about those when she's 70 :)
Title: Proof there Is a GOD!!
Post by: DiabloTX on October 23, 2003, 10:52:41 PM
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Originally posted by NUKE
I wonder what she's gonna feel about those when she's 70 :)


Ask her kneecaps when she gets that old!  :rofl
Title: Proof there Is a GOD!!
Post by: YUCCA on October 23, 2003, 11:38:19 PM
Think you mean ankles.
Title: Proof there Is a GOD!!
Post by: Gadfly on October 23, 2003, 11:45:28 PM
They will be mining her to make IC wafers way before then.
Title: Proof there Is a GOD!!
Post by: mrblack on October 24, 2003, 12:22:14 AM
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Originally posted by Gadfly
They will be mining her to make IC wafers way before then.


Go to her web site and look around.
you will see those are silicone free.
Title: Proof there Is a GOD!!
Post by: Gadfly on October 24, 2003, 12:38:47 AM
In that case we need to hold a walk-a-thon to raise money so that she can help the thousands of under-endowed ladies in the U.S. through direct transplant assistance. By my rough calculations, she can provide the tissue needed to turn several hundred A cups into C cups, and still float firmly upright.  And I have no desire to see those udders without a wrapping of textile.
Title: Proof there Is a GOD!!
Post by: mrblack on October 24, 2003, 12:54:12 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Gadfly
In that case we need to hold a walk-a-thon to raise money so that she can help the thousands of under-endowed ladies in the U.S. through direct transplant assistance. By my rough calculations, she can provide the tissue needed to turn several hundred A cups into C cups, and still float firmly upright.  And I have no desire to see those udders without a wrapping of textile.


You mean to tell me you would not like to have those wrapped around....... you're bed post:aok
Title: Proof there Is a GOD!!
Post by: AHGOD on October 24, 2003, 01:21:18 AM
Now you all know how the Bismarck sank.  It wasn't the Brits it was the bloody tittank.
Title: Proof there Is a GOD!!
Post by: Sixpence on October 24, 2003, 01:54:38 AM
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Originally posted by icemaw
She a little large but pretty.


She is pretty large alright.
Title: Proof there Is a GOD!!
Post by: DmdNexus on October 24, 2003, 08:29:14 AM
Oh my Gawd!

Yah so she has some cushin for the pushin...

I've already hit it.

NEXT!
Title: Proof there Is a GOD!!
Post by: Ripper29 on October 24, 2003, 08:30:11 AM
Excuse me while I "Put on my wizard hat and robe"  

:rofl
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Post by: lazs2 on October 24, 2003, 09:11:44 AM
I think liberals like them really skinny women... not that they would know what to do with one in any case.
lazs
Title: Proof there Is a GOD!!
Post by: boxboy28 on October 24, 2003, 10:20:36 AM
IM   damn nice too justr made my day!
Title: Proof there Is a GOD!!
Post by: boxboy28 on October 24, 2003, 10:21:36 AM
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Originally posted by Tarmac
Wouldn't hit it.  Not even with someone else's equipment.


She would kill your lil arse Tarmac!   LOL
Title: Proof there Is a GOD!!
Post by: udet on October 24, 2003, 10:39:03 AM
Quote
Originally posted by mrblack
Dude I have seen pic's of her neekid they are very real.



umm where can we get that from???
Title: Proof there Is a GOD!!
Post by: RTR on October 24, 2003, 10:45:55 AM
CAMELTOE!!
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Post by: muckmaw on October 24, 2003, 11:51:01 AM
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Originally posted by udet
umm where can we get that from???


Look in the bottom right corner of that pic...her websight is there.

Don't know if its a paysite of whatever..
Title: Proof there Is a GOD!!
Post by: udet on October 24, 2003, 12:38:50 PM
ahh ok...
on the would you do her/would you not do her...
HELL YEAH I'D DO HER

huge boobies and a pretty face can excuse a bit of chub on the belly. I'm sure her clothes also exagerrated that, she must look a lot better nekkid.
which I will find out soon :)
Title: Proof there Is a GOD!!
Post by: muckmaw on October 24, 2003, 01:00:53 PM
Udet-

Send me your e-mail...

I d/led some pics from USENET.
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Post by: LePaul on October 24, 2003, 01:07:15 PM
wow

Umm, I think I need a tissue