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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: FUNKED1 on October 24, 2003, 03:04:56 PM
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I was at the food court for lunch, wearing my USMC halloween costume (I'm going as Gunnery Sgt. Hartman). And some fool came up and paid for my lunch! I tried to explain it to him but he wouldn't listen. He was all patriotic and started getting choked up. Whatever. Thanks for the free lunch!
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ROFL!
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:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
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You still got it Mike!
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:D
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You ARE a bastard! :D
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Funked... you are priceless. :aok
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:D
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BTW...I think you'd make a better Pvt. Pyle! :p
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You are a bad bad man.
But it was nice of you to let him kiss you :p
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hehehehe
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LOL! :rofl
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http://www.hitechcreations.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=99692
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Originally posted by acepilot2
http://www.hitechcreations.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=99692
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(just makes you wonder, may not be the same story)
Umm, yea...this is a parody of that story....
:rolleyes: :rofl
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Semper Fries and a coke?
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I cant believe I am the first one to ask this.
Funked, why were you wearing your halloween costume, in a public place, WHEN IT'S NOT HALLOWEEN!
weirdo!
Funny story.:aok
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Originally posted by loser
I cant believe I am the first one to ask this.
Funked, why were you wearing your halloween costume, in a public place, WHEN IT'S NOT HALLOWEEN!
weirdo!
Funny story.:aok
He wears a costume every day of a year.
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I am in tears. Nice one Funked!
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Good one Funked.
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I cant believe you even caught one with this troll :rofl
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LOL FUNKER your one BAD mamba jamba too funny
onm this troll! now pull :rofl
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*imagine a whole row of smiley laughy guys here*:rofl
Geez, Funked if I knew it was you, I would have bought you dinner for all the laughs!
I did'nt know you were an Asian-American.;)
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dammit
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I seldom laugh out loud at posts.
However: :rofl
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Impersonating a Marine! very bad mojo imo
The least you could do after taking such blatent advantage of Semper Fidelis is to donate generously to toys for tots :eek:
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very nicely done:D
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Yeager I know Marines that are considered "impersinating Marines" No big deal IMO
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Great :aok
I rate this one :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
I know I'm a bit late :)
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T'as lu l'autre thread? :)
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Oui ,en premier heureusement :)
Sinon je n'aurais pas compris ...
Mais c'est moitié-sympa ce que Muck à fait, il aurait du lui annoncer qu'il payait avant que le marine n'ait choisi son repas ...
C’est incroyable ce que ça peut manger comme choses un militaire... surtout quand il sait que c'est gratuit :D
Si ça m'était arrivé quand j'était biffin il aurait pleuré au moment de payer :p
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I think it relates to rule #17: http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com/issues/01-02/01_02_booze_rules.htm
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PS Que veut dire "biffin"?
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What is a biffin ...
Hahem it's a Marine's slur for the army's soldier :)
Les Biffins
Les Biffins, c'est comme les homards,
Quand c'est cuit, c'est rouge.
Respectez l'armée Coloniale,
Qui boit du vin rouge.
Putain d' Biffin qu'as-tu ?
As-tu d' la merde aux fesses ?
Putain d' Biffins qu'as-tu ?
As-tu d' la merde au cul
Si t'en as pas, t'en as eu,
Biffin, de la merde aux fesses,
Si t'en as pas, t'en aura,
Biffins, de la merde au cul
Pine d'ours, couilles d'éléphant,
Militaire et bonne d'enfant,
Si j' te foutais ma pine dans l' cul,
Prendrais-tu mes couilles pour des mirabelles
Si j' te foutais ma pine dans l' cul,
Prendrais-tu mes couilles pour des prunes au jus
Ahhh ! ! ! ! ! ! Ohhhhh ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Encore un giron d'enculé,
Sous la guitoune de l'aumônier.
I'm glad the language filter don't work with French otherwise this wonderfull song would look like :
Les Biffins, c'est comme les homards,
Quand c'est cuit, c'est rouge.
Respectez l'armée Coloniale,
Qui boit du vin rouge.
***** d' Biffin qu'as-tu ?
As-tu d' la ***** aux ***** ?
***** d' Biffins qu'as-tu ?
As-tu d' la ***** au ***
Si t'en as pas, t'en as eu,
Biffin, de la ***** aux ******,
Si t'en as pas, t'en aura,
Biffins, de la ***** au ***
**** d'ours, ******** d'éléphant,
Militaire et bonne d'enfant,
Si j' te ******* ma **** dans l' ***,
Prendrais-tu mes ******** pour des mirabelles
Si j' te ******* ma **** dans l' ***,
Prendrais-tu mes ******** pour des prunes au jus
Ahhh ! ! ! ! ! ! Ohhhhh ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Encore un ***** d'******,
Sous la guitoune de l'aumônier.
I've learned this one when I was 8 from my neightbour who was a Verdun and Bat'D'Af veteran (Bataillon d'Afrique a sort of special disciplinary troop) ...
I still remember the slap my mother gave to me when she listened me the 1st time :D
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Nothing but a lie, anyone that has seen Funked in person knows he could live without a free lunch. :D
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Hahahahaha