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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: Animal on January 16, 2001, 10:06:00 PM
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StSanta is using me as mule to avoid his country's shipping tax laws. He has been like 3 years without Aces High and needed a joystick urgently.
The damn thing was shipped here, and after the second time its been shipped to his damn house, it came back here again. Wich means I will have to drive my sorry bellybutton to the Federal Express to see if THEM can get the job done.
Since the package seems to insist that I keep it, I decided to put it thru a turture test to scare him away to Santa's house.
If he cant get a damn joystick to find its way home, I bet his women also tend to find their way into other men's beds. I guess we Allied pilots can satisfy them better..
Anyways here are the pics:
(Achtung: No joysticks were harmed. I didnt have the guts to hit it with a bat or take a piss inside the box)
(http://home.coqui.net/dimitri/toilet.JPG)
(http://home.coqui.net/dimitri/micro.JPG)
(http://home.coqui.net/dimitri/knife.JPG)
(http://home.coqui.net/dimitri/chuck.JPG)
I WANT YOUR SOUL
If any other luftstudmuffingots need something delivered their way, they can also count on me for that
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ROFL!!!
WHERE DID YOU GET A CHUCKIE DOLL?! I WANT!
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ROFLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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You mean that was a chuckie doll?!?!?!?! I thought it was RAM!!!! (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
Mav
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My girlfriend gave that to me on x-mas, aint she the best!! (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
she wont tell me where she found it. maybe its cursed.
sometimes I hear small, fast steps in the night and when I wake up the doll is not where i left it
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Looks ta me yer about winchester on that hugahunk there; Animal. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
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Is it done yet??? Stick a fork in it to see if it's done!! Throw it to the ceiling and see if it sticks, heheeee if it does it's done!!
(http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
[This message has been edited by 1776 (edited 01-17-2001).]
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LOL Nice one (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
You're a hunted man now Animal (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)
Saw
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LOL! I'll give ya $20 to crap in the box before ya send it to him...I'd bet others would be willing to pitch in a few bills too! (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
SOB
BTW...I saw one 'o them chucky dolls at suncoast...didn't check the price tho', just assumed it was overpriced like everything else there (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
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I thought of taking a crap inside the box but I just didnt feel like it.
maye if you can get enough money.
wait, what am I? a fetish man-potato?
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And then the steely eye fighter jock looked at his ..... MIKEY MOUSE WRIST WATCH
(Pic 2 left foreground (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif))
BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
Great one Animal !
DW6
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ROFLMAO!
You...are...soooo....DEAD!
WAAAAARGH! Heathen! Heretic! How DARE you do that to a CH stick!
LOL good pics, Mr. Mickey Mouse watch dude (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
You're going to PAY for that; rest assured.
Allied whiner boy cannot even ship a package right. I am gonna ship something so far up yer arse that when you open your mouth there's a direct connection to the exit hole.
Yah, guess what yer gf was doing while you were away? I wouldda taken the joystick if you hand't surprised us.
(http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
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StSanta
9./JG 54 "Grünherz"
(http://www.geocities.com/nirfurian/stSanta.jpg)
"I am the light at the end of your sorry little tunnel." - A. Eldricht
[This message has been edited by StSanta (edited 01-17-2001).]
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ROFL...nice mickey mouse watch
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Hey, that Mickey Mouse watch rules!
Been wearing it for two years!
Nice observation Duckwing (or Pato as I like to call you).
Anyways, I'm off to send the damn thing, I just woke up.
Oh my god, where's chucky..?
oh my.. NOOOOOOObcvvcb jm help dfv.cbnc vvvvv.........,,,,,,,,,,,,,ffffffffhelp
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Heh! Animal, that just might get you off of latrine scrubbin' duties. Go ahead and send StSanta his crap-in-the-box and I'll guarantee it.
Of course, the offer is still open for you to become squad CO if you post nude pics of your girlfriend in the squad BBS (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)
Wheeeeeee!
Gordo
Fat DRUNK! Bastards!
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LOL! Santa, I'd open that one VERY carefully. I think a smell check would be in order (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
AKDejaVu
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This is for adult audiences only. Kids don't try this at home without a parents supervision. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
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Animal have you checked if the box box is fireproof???? U never what can happen! (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
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Hit it with a flamethrower before you send it to him, if it doesn't burn, it's possesed and you're forced to keep it. You only get one shot!
BTW that's the same Mickey Mouse watch my mom has. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
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Lt. Col. Aaron "txace-" Giles of the 457th BG
"Fait Accompli"
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Lance if I show you some naked pics of Animal's GF can I be CO?
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Heh! Nope, it have to be your own girlfriend, Mighty1, or a relative. How do you think Fatty got to be CO? (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
Don't tell me that you all thought that stuff about Fatty's mom was just us FDBers joking around? Hah!
[This message has been edited by Lance (edited 01-19-2001).]