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Title: Coronavirus Engineered
Post by: AKKuya on August 16, 2020, 09:39:18 PM
Turns out the virus was created in a lab.  It's not what you think.  It was a by product of bio-engineering for the continuation of the saurian species.  InGen scientists were using some Pacific Ocean iguanas from the radiated Bikini Atoll island chain.  This iguana DNA to fill the gaps for the 3rd generation Velociraptors resulted in a blending of certain amino acids.

I have proof.

(https://i.ibb.co/Ps2sdpk/jwd.jpg) (https://ibb.co/cKWKj5q)

It was an accident.  Stay healthy.  Drink plenty of fluids and at least 14 hours sleep a night.  We must not let the animals win by eating the human race when we are sick.

WHO has teams of scientists and doctors finding a cure.  Tyrannosaur Rex urine is the key.  The vaccine will be most likely be mixed with Mountain Dew or Mike's Hard Lemonade.

Stay thirsty my friends.  :cheers:



That is a set pic from next year's Jurassic World: Dominion film shooting now.  I am going on record saying one of the film's sub plots is that Covid-19 is a side effect from the weaponizing of the dinos.  Influenza was cloned some how and the dinos are making us sick. 



Title: Re: Coronavirus Engineered
Post by: Meatwad on August 16, 2020, 09:43:45 PM
Dinos with laser beams on their heads  :old:
Title: Re: Coronavirus Engineered
Post by: Maverick on August 17, 2020, 09:38:57 AM
As long as it isn't sharks with fricking lasers on their heads...
Title: Re: Coronavirus Engineered
Post by: Shuffler on August 17, 2020, 09:49:58 AM
Kneeeeeeee.   :D
Title: Re: Coronavirus Engineered
Post by: AKKuya on August 17, 2020, 10:43:49 AM
As long as it isn't sharks with fricking lasers on their heads...

The Meg might be equipped.
Title: Re: Coronavirus Engineered
Post by: icepac on August 17, 2020, 11:59:16 AM
Title: Re: Coronavirus Engineered
Post by: 100Coogn on August 17, 2020, 12:55:41 PM
IN!

Coogan
Title: Re: Coronavirus Engineered
Post by: Scared on August 17, 2020, 02:43:03 PM
its the perfect storm. it was intended as a weapon.
Title: Re: Coronavirus Engineered
Post by: noman on August 17, 2020, 02:50:35 PM
I love MT. DEW!!!! :banana:  :x
Title: Re: Coronavirus Engineered
Post by: AKKuya on August 17, 2020, 09:56:32 PM
I love MT. DEW!!!! :banana:  :x

The shelves will be stocked with extra kick.  All natural T-Rex pee!!!!
Title: Re: Coronavirus Engineered
Post by: Easyscor on August 17, 2020, 11:38:16 PM
No no no! From the Bikini Atoll you always get this guy
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/28/Winston_Godzilla.jpg)
Title: Re: Coronavirus Engineered
Post by: AKKuya on August 18, 2020, 09:04:05 PM
No no no! From the Bikini Atoll you always get this guy
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/28/Winston_Godzilla.jpg)

Then you will have some glow in the dark drinks.
Title: Re: Coronavirus Engineered
Post by: Shuffler on August 18, 2020, 09:25:33 PM
Before the testing we had Frankie and Annette.
Title: Re: Coronavirus Engineered
Post by: Oldman731 on August 18, 2020, 10:09:01 PM
Before the testing we had Frankie and Annette.


And happily for us, Annette aged as we aged.  She helped many young boys navigate puberty.

Such a sad end.

- oldman
Title: Re: Coronavirus Engineered
Post by: eddiek on August 18, 2020, 10:09:45 PM
Every can laugh and joke about the virus all they want. 
I suspected it was not a natural occurence soon after the news hit.
Then someone near and dear to me went to work for a lab corporation, and they ask me when I first heard about it..........turns out said lab company posted an announcement
on their intranet back in October of last year that they were working on test kits for the new virus......
And people who had all the symptoms back in November and December and even January have been ridiculed if they say it sounds like they caught it back during that period of time.
Title: Re: Coronavirus Engineered
Post by: guncrasher on August 18, 2020, 11:59:16 PM
Every can laugh and joke about the virus all they want. 
I suspected it was not a natural occurence soon after the news hit.
Then someone near and dear to me went to work for a lab corporation, and they ask me when I first heard about it..........turns out said lab company posted an announcement
on their intranet back in October of last year that they were working on test kits for the new virus......
And people who had all the symptoms back in November and December and even January have been ridiculed if they say it sounds like they caught it back during that period of time.

heard the same story. lots of people know somebody who works at a lab and they started working on it last year.  except when you ask which lab, it's top secret info.


semp
Title: Re: Coronavirus Engineered
Post by: Eagler on August 19, 2020, 07:22:20 AM
Nah its all "natural"

Like a hotdog is " natural"

This is human interaction gone wrong .. on purpose or an accident

Being an election year is suspect

Now we know what happens when you call out commie china on their bs business practices

They liked it better when they had the prev admin in their back pocket ... see ex vp sleepy joe son hunter

Eagler
Title: Re: Coronavirus Engineered
Post by: Puma44 on August 19, 2020, 08:16:04 AM
IN!

Coogan

Oh, yes.  Very IN.
Title: Re: Coronavirus Engineered
Post by: Scared on August 19, 2020, 08:45:41 AM
what happened to all of the people getting sick from vaping?
Title: Re: Coronavirus Engineered
Post by: Meatwad on August 19, 2020, 09:05:14 AM
what happened to all of the people getting sick from vaping?

Rumor I heard was that the cartridges they were using were chinese "black market" THC ones
Title: Re: Coronavirus Engineered
Post by: Shuffler on August 19, 2020, 10:03:17 AM
what happened to all of the people getting sick from vaping?

All illness was cured except for coronavirus..... so you can still get a cold as it is one of them.
Title: Re: Coronavirus Engineered
Post by: Mister Fork on August 19, 2020, 02:15:33 PM
Oh, yes.  Very IN.

Oh yes. A very big IN.

:x
Title: Re: Coronavirus Engineered
Post by: noman on August 19, 2020, 03:52:51 PM
It must be human nature to take everything and drive it right off the rails and INto the ditch..... :bhead :rolleyes:

Oh BTW I am finally officially Covid free after 6 weeks of being sick. :rock :banana:
Title: Re: Coronavirus Engineered
Post by: RotBaron on August 19, 2020, 04:06:13 PM
It must be human nature to take everything and drive it right off the rails and INto the ditch..... :bhead :rolleyes:

Oh BTW I am finally officially Covid free after 6 weeks of being sick. :rock :banana:

Very glad to hear that  :aok
Title: Re: Coronavirus Engineered
Post by: Shuffler on August 19, 2020, 04:14:36 PM
It must be human nature to take everything and drive it right off the rails and INto the ditch..... :bhead :rolleyes:

Oh BTW I am finally officially Covid free after 6 weeks of being sick. :rock :banana:

Were you actually sick or did you just have corona? Either way... glad you got over it.

I do not know anyone who has actually been sick from it, other than 2 with colds.
Title: Re: Coronavirus Engineered
Post by: noman on August 19, 2020, 04:34:09 PM
Were you actually sick or did you just have corona? Either way... glad you got over it.

I do not know anyone who has actually been sick from it, other than 2 with colds.

I was actually sick with Corana and ended up with a blood clot that landed me in the hospital in the Covid unit for 3 days. The actual sickness was the worst sick i ever had in my life.
Title: Re: Coronavirus Engineered
Post by: Eagler on August 19, 2020, 05:15:02 PM
Neighbor across the street just tested positive

It was his 4th test as he got tested to work

Praying for him as he has had bypass and other surgeries and is a high risk case

Eagler
Title: Re: Coronavirus Engineered
Post by: noman on August 19, 2020, 05:40:14 PM
Neighbor across the street just tested positive

It was his 4th test as he got tested to work

Praying for him as he has had bypass and other surgeries and is a high risk case

Eagler
I to am a heart patient. Dr told me day before my blood clot to take 2 chew able aspirin in morning and 2 at night ( I had already been sick for almost 3 weeks by this point). If he has a nuebilizer start breathing treatments twice a day with albuterol if possible. (I did the breathing treatments early and I think this is why i didn't have as many problems with my lungs). Of course this is if he starts showing symptoms, my first symptoms were fatigue and body aches for about a week then I got the fever followed by worse fatigue and the absolute worse headache.
Title: Re: Coronavirus Engineered
Post by: Eagler on August 20, 2020, 09:09:06 AM
Thanks noman - good info - I'll pass it along

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Eagler