Author Topic: Funny Amazon Reviews (Read 428 times)

Gunslinger · « **on:** June 04, 2005, 01:24:56 AM »

Ok so I'm sitting here trying to be quiet and let my wife sleep while I finish my last beer and I litterally had to leave the room cause I was laughing so hard.

CAUTION REMOVE ALL LIQUIDES FROM ORAL CAVITYS PRIOR TO READING

http://www.amazon.com/gp/cdp/member-reviews/A1SLANQAIQWU21/ref=cm_cr_auth/002-8242297-6196839

JB88 · « **Reply #1 on:** June 04, 2005, 01:27:48 AM »

much obliged for the warning.

DiabloTX · « **Reply #2 on:** June 04, 2005, 01:28:01 AM »

Strawberry flavored anal-eze? Why didn't I think of that???????

Gunslinger · « **Reply #3 on:** June 04, 2005, 01:32:43 AM »

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Originally posted by DiabloTX
Strawberry flavored anal-eze? Why didn't I think of that???????

that's the review that nearly made me cry.

Gunslinger · « **Reply #4 on:** June 04, 2005, 01:33:34 AM »

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Originally posted by JB88
much obliged for the warning.

it was actually a caution but your welcome just the same

Hangtime · « **Reply #5 on:** June 04, 2005, 01:36:15 AM »

Quick Bust 90 Caps Offered by HBees

Price: $24.95

Availability: Usually ships in 2-3 business days

3 of 4 people found the following review helpful:

I am unsure, April 23, 2005
Even though I, Smith T. Aames, am male, I also have many lovers who enjoy having a sexually ambiguous partner. While I do not desire to leave my considerable masculinity by the wayside, I was willing to alter my physical appearance to a small degree to please these lovers. To that end, I purchased several bottles of Quick Bust. I have been taking Quick Bust for approximately six months now, and am proud to announce that I now have appreciable manboobs. However, I was disappointed to learn that these manboobs do not just disappear on their own. I will need to have them surgically removed. I feel Quick Bust should have indicated as much on their packaging. On the plus side, I did manage to begin a torrid and illicit affair with the anesthesiologist at my plastic surgeon's office, so I guess all is not lost!

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ROFL!

WMLute · « **Reply #6 on:** June 04, 2005, 01:38:26 AM »

hahahaha this guy is hilarous. i'm four pages into it and still laughing.

Gunslinger · « **Reply #7 on:** June 04, 2005, 01:41:40 AM »

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The Sperm Engine by Stephen Greco
Edition: Paperback
Price: $11.16

Availability: Usually ships in 24 hours

10 used from $4.90

1 of 2 people found the following review helpful:

Misleading title, March 21, 2005
I bought this book because of my interest in alternative energy sources. I am very concerned about the health of our environment and wish to do whatever I can to reduce the emissions of my vehicle. I thought the perfect way to do so would be to increase the emissions of my johnson. Sadly, this book is not about how to power electronic and mechanical devices using spermatazoa. Rather, it is gay erotica. I was quite disappointed.

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HP DesignJet 815mfp Printer ( Q1279A#ABA ) Offered by Office Depot
by Hewlett Packard (Consumables)

Price: $19,580.90

Availability: Usually ships in 1-2 business days

13 of 17 people found the following review helpful:

Doesn't look right, March 16, 2005
I bought this thinking it was a grill. Instead of making me tasty steaks, it made me some counterfeit US dollars. I guess that's ok.

JB88 · « **Reply #8 on:** June 04, 2005, 01:44:29 AM »

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Originally posted by Gunslinger
it was actually a caution but your welcome just the same

ahhhh.

my bad.

thanks for telling me though, i had already started digging the shelter in the back yard.

Russian · « **Reply #9 on:** June 04, 2005, 03:13:37 AM »

The BookShade Offered by Neat-O Concepts

Price: $5.99

Availability: Usually ships in 2-3 business days

Great product!, April 2, 2005
Thanks to the BookShade, very few of my paperbacks have been diagnosed with melanoma. I appreciate manufacturers finally realizing that inanimate objects, like people, need good skin care.

LOL

lazs2 · « **Reply #10 on:** June 05, 2005, 09:10:09 AM »

hmm... learn something every day..

so that is why my girlfriends butt smells and tastes like strawberries.

lazs

hawker238 · « **Reply #11 on:** June 05, 2005, 09:18:48 AM »

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Originally posted by lazs2
hmm... learn something every day..

so that is why my girlfriends butt smells and tastes like strawberries.

lazs

This.. got awkward.

Suave · « **Reply #12 on:** June 05, 2005, 10:59:35 AM »

Does it come in chipotle yet ?

takeda · « **Reply #13 on:** June 05, 2005, 11:11:37 AM »

Old but always good:

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B0000070S1/002-8359992-8994457?v=glance

United · « **Reply #14 on:** June 05, 2005, 12:22:18 PM »

Good stuff!

Loved the "Garden Cherub with Gazing Ball" as well as the ones listed above.