Author Topic: Britney Spears MARRIED! :::SNIFFLE:::: (Read 1045 times)

Dowding · « **Reply #15 on:** January 05, 2004, 05:08:29 AM »

I disagree. She'd be great as a trophy wife, provided she only opened her mouth for tasks that do not require the use vocal cords. That would be part of the pre-nuptial agreement. Her voice is the most annoying stream of drivel imaginable - she ends every sentence as if it is a question. I hate people who talk that way - nails on a blackboard.

But she does have the perfect body - her arse is incredible.

Oh and this 'story' is testament to the degradation of modern society.

beet1e · « **Reply #16 on:** January 05, 2004, 05:39:45 AM »

Yes, but you don't marry someone for a great arse. For this there are two reasons: That arse will begin to sag in the course of a marriage, assuming said marriage lasts longer than a couple of hours. And secondly, unless the woman is loaded (OK, Britney is) you'd lose your shirt at the end of it. It would be cheaper to have a high class call girl. But I agree with you about that speech where every sentence sounds like a question.

Dowding · « **Reply #17 on:** January 05, 2004, 05:49:32 AM »

A few points:

1.) I'm not likely to ever get a chance to marry Britney

2.) Even if I did, she is the one who is loaded (by a very long shot)

3.) A trophy wife would not preclude extra-curricular activities with women who were perhaps not as good looking, but much more interesting.

You see, I have considered all angles.

I avoid people who talk in that moronic way. I used to know someone who talked like all the time - I mean all the time. As far as I know it takes a conscious effort, but I never worked out why people do it. I wouldn't call it cool.

-tronski- · « **Reply #18 on:** January 05, 2004, 06:43:22 AM »

At least she saved her self for marriage

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1.) I'm not likely to ever get a chance to marry Britney

Don't be so sure Dowding....Julia Roberts married Lyle Lovett, and he isn't exactly an oil painting!

Mind you...it does help to have some brass!!

Tronsky

Dowding · « **Reply #19 on:** January 05, 2004, 07:07:23 AM »

Yeah, she's a virgin alright.

Sadly I don't move in Britney's circles. I doubt we'll ever meet-up. I'll just have to live my life as best I can without her...

lazs2 · « **Reply #20 on:** January 05, 2004, 08:38:56 AM »

Ya know... I don't even know what she looks like.

lazs

Mini D · « **Reply #21 on:** January 05, 2004, 09:08:32 AM »

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Originally posted by lazs2
Ya know... I don't even know what she looks like.

lazs

People over 25 are banned from participating in this thread old man.

People under 25 are too stupid to recognize a psycho chick when they see one.

MiniD