Author Topic: Learn Chinese in 5 minutes (Read 465 times)

kappa · « **on:** January 15, 2004, 10:44:36 AM »

You MUST read them out loud):
1) That's not right ......................... Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive?............. Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP......................... ....... Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man ............................. ... Dum ***
5) Small Horse ............................. .. Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach? .................. Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table .............. Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift ..............Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here .................... Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet ............. Wai Yu Mun Ching?
11) This is a tow away zone .................. No Pah King
12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week ... Wai Yu Kum Nao?
13) Staying out of sight ..................... Lei Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile ............. Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive .............. Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great ............................. ....... Fa Kin Su Pah

-dead- · « **Reply #1 on:** January 15, 2004, 11:09:04 AM »

Hehe...

I'm guessing you studied Chinese at Fukien University... or Fukien U. as we like to call it

CyranoAH · « **Reply #2 on:** January 15, 2004, 11:10:07 AM »

ROFL!

Maniac · « **Reply #3 on:** January 15, 2004, 11:11:50 AM »

Great!!!

mauser · « **Reply #4 on:** January 15, 2004, 11:35:26 AM »

My Chinese teacher during my middle school years gave us a list of these one day. Here are a couple from that list:

Hu Flung Dung - who fertilized the fields?
Fu Ling Yu - (forgot what the paper said, but pretty obvious)

mauser

GRUNHERZ · « **Reply #5 on:** January 15, 2004, 11:47:30 AM »

Racism is hillarious!

Maniac · « **Reply #6 on:** January 15, 2004, 11:48:27 AM »

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Racism is hillarious!

Stop trolling, or are you this stupid?

GRUNHERZ · « **Reply #7 on:** January 15, 2004, 11:48:54 AM »

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Originally posted by Maniac
Stop trolling, or are you this stupid?

You (half-polish) Nazi!

boxboy28 · « **Reply #8 on:** January 15, 2004, 11:53:32 AM »

LOL in! make me think of ENGIRSH.COM!

mauser · « **Reply #9 on:** January 15, 2004, 12:10:07 PM »

Hm, well middle school for me was about... over 15 years ago. The Chinese teacher was a middle aged Chinese woman... we the majority of the class were Chinese, but being born here didn't speak that particular dialect. It wasn't a big deal back then for us and we got a good laugh out of it. The reason I remember "Hu Flung Dung" was that we kept repeating it outside of class.

We have local comedians here, such as Frank DeLima who like to make fun of our various nationalities (we have quite a few). It's all in good natured ribbing, and he pokes fun at all nationaities including the Portuguese here (he himself is a mix of nationalities including Portuguese).

Anyway, this being the "O'Club" and all, maybe I shoulda just stuck to my new policy of avoiding this place altogether.

mauser

Nordalin · « **Reply #10 on:** January 15, 2004, 12:14:06 PM »

haha