Author Topic: muted (Read 477 times)

gear · « **on:** April 18, 2004, 10:16:13 PM »

WTH is up with the muted message when you call some one a chute killer?

Shane · « **Reply #1 on:** April 19, 2004, 12:22:56 AM »

you must have said, "****ing chute killer" i guess.

najdorf · « **Reply #2 on:** April 19, 2004, 08:36:58 AM »

Let's get this straight, you fly the Nazi symbol and yet are somehow offended by chute shooters?

Shane · « **Reply #3 on:** April 19, 2004, 08:39:54 AM »

when will poepl learn?!?

don't shoot the chutes!!!

aim for the little meatbomb dangling beneath it!

najdorf · « **Reply #4 on:** April 19, 2004, 08:47:08 AM »

Chut shooting 101.

Step 1: Spot the chute.

Step 2: Set up for high speed level run that will place you with proper guns solution at no farther than D150.

Step3: Open up with every gun onboard until you get that delightful little POP.

Step4: Watch text buffer for indignant condemnation of your actions on channel 1.

Step5: Once the whining starts, apologize profusely on channel 1 that it was a mistake and you didn't mean it.

Step6: Wait for the whiner to calm down and accept your apology.

Step7: Reverse position and tell him over channel 1 that he's a coward for popping his chute and that you will kill any chute you come across.

Step8: Wait for the obligatory whine on the BBS.

Step9: Repeat as necessary.

eddiek · « **Reply #5 on:** April 19, 2004, 09:15:16 AM »

Step10: Laugh your a** off and keep flying.
Step11: Tell 'em if they were manly, they'd ride their bird down.

I rarely bail, most times I ride her all the way in. Gets me back in the air faster than even freefalling does.

Reschke · « **Reply #6 on:** April 19, 2004, 10:59:32 AM »

Yeah thats true eddie but that freefall is such a rush. Especially when those virtual bugs decide to pop you in the mouth after you have been in freefall for 2-3 seconds.

Shane · « **Reply #7 on:** April 19, 2004, 12:55:18 PM »

i prefer to try and nail them in their freefall. it's so much more challenging.

Slash27 · « **Reply #8 on:** April 19, 2004, 11:09:28 PM »

Let's get this straight, you fly the Nazi symbol and yet are somehow offended by chute shooters?

Now we're just splitting hairs:D