Originally posted by midnight Target
Are you gonna throw the Chewbaca defense at him next?
well Im out of the loop on that one MT, but I did make a home movie for photography in HS titled "Star Wars IV, Enter the Vampire"
The plot was simple... Darth Vader fired upon Luke's spacecraft, causing it to crash.
Opening scene: a young Luke stares into the camera and says "damn you darth Vader ( breaths two heavy breaths), you fired upon my spaceship, causing it to crash". At this point, the camera pans back to Han Solo, who screams "No Chewbaca!"
At this, the camera pans to a young man with a wig worn backwards over his face, with eyes and mouth cut open ( Chewbacka)
Chewbacka is seen with an axe and runs up behind Luke and cuts his throat, and red-died corn syrup pours from Luke's mortal wounds.
The end.
p.s There was no vampire