That's sad. I thought we discussed this last week when the police found you snooping outside my bathroom window. I'm just not interested in you DJ, and nothing you do or say can change that. I know you've got a strong preference for the wang, but you need to give that toejam up, stop making up stories, & go back home and spend some time with the wife. And if that just doesn't work for ya, then so be it. Head down to Burnside and pick yourself up a manpotato...you should do what makes you happy, but you're just barking up the wrong tree here. I don't go for anything more manly than Fatty's mom. She's a hairy beast, but she's all woman!
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