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Offline AKIron

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« on: November 05, 2004, 10:52:08 AM »
WOMAN'S PERFECT  BREAKFAST

          She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
          Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
          Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
          Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
          And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.
Here we put salt on Margaritas, not sidewalks.

Offline JimBear

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« Reply #1 on: November 05, 2004, 11:19:59 AM »
Is she trying to tell you something?  ;)

Offline AKIron

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« Reply #2 on: November 05, 2004, 11:21:24 AM »
Like she could do better  :rolleyes:


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Offline john9001

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« Reply #3 on: November 05, 2004, 11:25:25 AM »
LOL thats a keeper

Offline RTR

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« Reply #4 on: November 05, 2004, 01:11:11 PM »
When Mrs RTR hit 40 yrs old, I told her I was thinking about trading her in on a couple of 20yr olds.

She said that I'm not wired for 220.

Go figure.

RTR
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Offline Halo

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« Reply #5 on: November 05, 2004, 05:39:27 PM »
Good one, RTR.
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