Nosehairs

[GreenEgg]

Looking for new ways to get rid of them. Pulling them out with various instruments has proven effective, but there's always the "lurking" 2 cm monster that always manages to make it through to live another day. I won't use trimmers because, well, my dad uses trimmers, and he's an obnoxious applejohn. Trimmers are also, let's face it, not fair. If you're gonna do the pull, you're gonna have to deal with the pain. Plain and simple.

[TweetyBird]

Try this...

[Holden McGroin]

A Q Tip and some 85% solute hydrochloric acid should do the trick.

[Tarmac]

Zippo.

[GreenEgg]

Originally posted by Holden McGroin
A Q Tip and some 85% solute hydrochloric acid should do the trick.

I tend to stay away from anything above an 8 molar solution myself. Plus, I think the q-tip may be the weak link in this plan. A more inert applicator would probably address the issue of premature dissolution.

[Holden McGroin]

Well I thought a direct snort would tend to be dangerous.  Perhaps a glass pipet would be a better choice.

[GreenEgg]

Originally posted by Holden McGroin
Well I thought a direct snort would tend to be dangerous.  Perhaps a glass pipet would be a better choice.

I like.

[Gunslinger]

Originally posted by Tarmac
Zippo.

Hey Tarmac hows patrol treating ya after academy life?


(I figure a good hijack is in order)

[Sandman]

Originally posted by GreenEgg
If you're gonna do the pull, you're gonna have to deal with the pain. Plain and simple.

Pain? There is no pain. You have to do it more if it hurts.

[Saurdaukar]

Originally posted by TweetyBird
Try this...

God youre annoying.

[TweetyBird]

>>God youre annoying.<<

Dial up?

[JB73]

i just grab 'em and yank with my fingernails. after a few you are all snotty, and need to clean the slime / sliperiness off your fingers, but it works best. a bit of a wattery eye, but dem unsightly brothers will be gone.

[bunch]

Try smelling as many bald men as you can