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Offline SunTracker

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« on: February 26, 2005, 01:43:48 PM »
...is circling my house in one of those fan powered parachute units.  I will go take a picture.  I think he wants to land in my yard since I have 6 acres.
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Offline Nilsen

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« Reply #1 on: February 26, 2005, 01:50:13 PM »
Call lazs... im sure he has som AAA that you can borrow. :)
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Offline SunTracker

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« Reply #2 on: February 26, 2005, 02:00:57 PM »
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Offline Heater

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« Reply #3 on: February 26, 2005, 02:28:14 PM »
shoot him down, the noise would drive me nuts!
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« Reply #4 on: February 26, 2005, 02:32:14 PM »
damn that must be annoying.
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Offline Dago

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« Reply #5 on: February 26, 2005, 02:34:35 PM »
Its the super secret National Security Agency, they have you under survelliance, unfortunately due to recent budget cuts, they lack the equipment to do it as covertly as in the past.  

Do you own a paintball gun?  This would be a good time to try wing shooting with it.

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Offline Martlet

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« Reply #6 on: February 26, 2005, 02:38:46 PM »
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Its the super secret National Security Agency, they have you under survelliance, unfortunately due to recent budget cuts, they lack the equipment to do it as covertly as in the past.  

Do you own a paintball gun?  This would be a good time to try wing shooting with it.

dago:D


hmmmm.   Good idea.  Maybe I'll go do some paintball tonight.
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Offline eagl

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« Reply #7 on: February 26, 2005, 04:25:45 PM »
Suntracker,

Let him land and then tell him you charge a $20 landing fee for airport terminal expenses.  If he asks "what terminal", point at your house or toolshed and offer to let him use the toilet if he coughs up the landing fee.

Offer lunch for $10.  Pilots usually have money.
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« Reply #8 on: February 26, 2005, 04:36:45 PM »
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...one of those fan powered parachute units.


its called a "fan powered Paraglider"! ;)
and those things are FUN! to fly.
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Offline Dago

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« Reply #9 on: February 26, 2005, 04:43:22 PM »
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Suntracker,

Offer lunch for $10.  Pilots usually have money.


Geez, I always thought flying out for a hamburger costs $50, $100 when I used a twin.  Oh wait, that includes the gas to get the hamburger, never mind.  ;)

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« Reply #10 on: February 26, 2005, 06:38:06 PM »
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Suntracker,

Let him land and then tell him you charge a $20 landing fee for airport terminal expenses.  If he asks "what terminal", point at your house or toolshed and offer to let him use the toilet if he coughs up the landing fee.

Offer lunch for $10.  Pilots usually have money.


Screw that. Shoot him down
Or better yet. Go get a bow and arrow dress up like an indian and run around outside shooting arrows at him yelling

"IT ISS BALOOON"

Yea I know its not a balloon but sometimes ya gotta make due with what you have:)
« Last Edit: February 26, 2005, 06:40:10 PM by DREDIOCK »
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Offline lazs2

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« Reply #11 on: February 27, 2005, 10:33:51 AM »
goodnes!  this is sure a violent crowd.

lazs
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Offline Zulu7

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« Reply #12 on: February 27, 2005, 10:42:21 AM »
I used to get the USAf doing that to my house in A10s F4s F111s and starlifters when I was younger. Should I have bought some surface to air missiles and used the same approach?

Lol:lol

Lazs he's probably a spy. Be carefull they are on to you?

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« Reply #13 on: February 27, 2005, 10:44:25 AM »
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I Should I have bought some surface to air missiles and used the same approach?

 


you can't even buy a pea-shooter over there to protect yourself, how are you going to buy a SAM to protect your house against the USAF?
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Offline lazs2

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« Reply #14 on: February 27, 2005, 10:50:20 AM »
everyone is "on to" me.  I am an open book.

lazs
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