I`ve discovered some amazing things.
The first was that I can hit a certain button on my TV remote and instantly be moved to another channel. By experimenting with this I have found that I can go to non-news channels. Amazing! What will they think of next?
I was so excitied by this that I went to my stereo, turned it to FM radio and found that I could go to all music, non-news stations there also.
Thinking that I just might be on to something with this new found knowledge, I then went to my PC for further experimentation. Eureka!!!! I uncovered the secret to non-newsdom on the PC also. By manipulating a small device, known in tech terms as a "mouse", I could throw caution to the wind and go to non-news websites and forums.
I was thinking of writing an e-book about these discoveries to share the knowledge and possibly generate some cash from these break throughs.
Then I came here. What did I find? A multitude of threads and complaining posts within, lamenting and sniveling over the content of the news.
Well, back to the laboratory.