Author Topic: Hell expecting record lows! (Read 643 times)

CavemanJ · « **on:** November 30, 2000, 08:15:00 AM »

Taken from AVweb's AvFlash 6.48b:

THE SWINE FLEW, AND THAT'S JUST DUCKY WITH THE FAA: Charlotte, the 300-
pound Vietnamese pot-bellied pig, became a celebrity last month when US
Airways let her fly first class from Philadelphia to Seattle as a
"companion animal" to a woman with a heart condition. The rationale was
that the pet pig helped to relieve her owner's stress. The FAA said
yesterday that US Airways acted perfectly properly and in accordance
with regulations. Now that the FAA says pigs can officially fly, we'll
be watching for the National Weather Service to report freezing
temperatures in Hell.

RAM · « **Reply #1 on:** November 30, 2000, 08:21:00 AM »

Great. That allows for many guys I know to fly in air lines ,that otherwise won't have let then to do it

Wanker · « **Reply #2 on:** November 30, 2000, 08:24:00 AM »

I dunno, Cave. Me & Nash are stuck here in "conservative hell", and it's pretty darn warm. I don't see a temperature decrease happening until all Liberals and Democrats are dead or deported.

[This message has been edited by banana (edited 11-30-2000).]

Ripsnort · « **Reply #3 on:** November 30, 2000, 08:28:00 AM »

But banana, you have to agree that *most* attack the candidates, and parties, not each other...*most* I said.

Keep in mind that face to face, I'm sure all of us would enjoy each others company, after all, we're all on the same planet, we ain't going off this planet anytime soon except 6 feet under one day.

Wanker · « **Reply #4 on:** November 30, 2000, 08:34:00 AM »

Yes, Rip. But none of my Republican friends will be daring enough to argue against Gore for his stance on the issues. It's much easier and convenient to label him a "Clinton clone", and commence with the bashing.

Cobra · « **Reply #5 on:** November 30, 2000, 08:42:00 AM »

banana Sir!

I salute you on the most impressive thread-hijacking this year! <S>!

Now, excuse me while I whip this out.

Cobra

CavemanJ · « **Reply #6 on:** November 30, 2000, 08:45:00 AM »

What's there to argue about Bore's stance on issues? The vast majority of everything the man says is anywhere from 140degrees to 220degrees divergent heading from the truth of what he wants.

Now get your thread hijackin carcass back into the "conservative hell", the roast isn't over yet

For everyone else, this was meant to be an apolitcal joke (notice it's a pig, not an elephant or an ass) that struck me funny when I got it this morning and I thought some of you fellow aviation buffs would enjoy it as well

Wanker · « **Reply #7 on:** November 30, 2000, 08:57:00 AM »

Thank you, Cobra.

Howard Johnson is right! Rerah!