(Not that he needed words to shoot me...but...)
> UNDERSTANDING NEW ZEALANDERS
> >
> >After years of trying to understand what they're saying, by
> following
> these
> >easy steps, you can finally hold a conversation with a New
> Zealander!
> >
> >What you hear What it really means
> >
> >AMEDGEN
> >Visualise, conjure up mentally John Lennon's first solo album
> "Imagine"
> >
> >BETTING GLOVES
> >"Betting Gloves" are worn by "Betsmen" in
> >"Crucket"
> >
> >BRIST
> > Part of the human anatomy between
> >the "Nick and "Billy"
> >
> >RUST
> >Part of the human anatomy between
> >the "Fungers" and the "Ilbow"
> >
> >BUGGER
> >As in "My dad's bugger then yours"
> >
> >FUSHEN CHUPS
> >What good Catholics eat each Friday
> >
> >CHULLY BUN
> >"Chilly Bin" also known as an ESKY
> >
> >COME YOUSE
> >Controversial captain of the Australian
> >Cricket team Resigned tearfully in favour
> >of Allan Border. Come Insisted thut all deliveries
> >be over arm. Full Name: Kimberley John
> >Hughes
> >
> >DIMMER KRETZ
> >Those who believe in Democracy
> >
> >ERROR BUCK
> >Language spoken in countries like "Surria"
> >"E-Jupp" "Libernon"
> >
> >EKKA DYMOCKS
> >University Staff
> >
> >GUESS
> >Flammable vapour used in stoves
> >
> >CHICK OUT CHUCKS
> >Supermarket point of sale operators
> >
> >SENDLES
> >Sandals thongs & open shoes
> >
> >COLOUR
> >Terminator, violent forecloser of
> >human life
> >
> >CUSS
> >Kiss
> >
> >DUCK HID
> >Term of abuse directed mainly at males
> >
> >PHAR LAP
> >NZ's famous horse christened
> >"Phillip" but was Incorrectly written down as
> >"Phar Lap" by an Australian Racing official who was not
> >well versed in KIWIESE
> >
> >ERROR ROUTE
> >Arnott's famous oval shaped "milk error
> >route buskets"
> >
> >FITTER CHENEY
> >A type of long flat pasta. not to be
> >confused with "Rugger Tony or Tellya Tilly"
> >
