Calling in to work excuses

[NATEDOG]

I usually call in with the ancient Chinese illness, DragginAss.
I hope my boss doesn't read this!

[Iceman24]

Seagoon yeah I have that same problem, the second I leave something happens that requires me to be there, I will either have to come in sick and deal with it, ir let it set in my office until I get back, the only problem is when you comeback your customers don't care about you getting sick they just care about getting there product... I bet in the 6 years I have been working for this company I have taken maybe 3-4 days off... lol heck most of the time I am in on saturday mornings just getting caught up from the previous week... Really hampers my Aces High time lol. When I worked at my old job I bet I had about 20-30 grandmothers die and I even developed cancer for a week at one point,  but the doctors tests eventually came back negative lol... anything with cancer is a great excuse

[REP0MAN]

Keep calling in sick.....It's great for my business.......

Actually I am the Branch Manager/ Skip Tracer in our office here and since I am the lone office person and manager, I dont have to call in.

I can do all of my work from home. Except AH is on my home PC so not mch work will get done if I had to do it there.

My office is able to go mobile so I dont sweat it.

But keep calling in sick......