Tonight is my last night shift, if not ever, then definitely my last ever for Big Blue. For the last seven and half years. I worked a mix of twelve hour days and nights.
Well, no more. Next week I finish with Big Blue forever. My plant is closing and all our jobs go to Singapore and I'll walk out with a tidy five figure sum which hopefully I will translate into a nice uniform and a right hand seat for the local commuter airline. Although quite possibly, I'll end up in a different uniform and a seat at the local drive thru window.
All those night shifts that never seemed to end. But they did as will this one.
Night shifts are so unnatural. I never really got used to them. Around three in the morning you begins to lose the plot. I often remember sitting in the cafeteria at the three am break with several others having conversations which make no sense whatsoever.
They say your soul leaves your body around three am only to return around dawn. I'm not sure where it goes (probably home to bed) but it sure like something is missing at that hour of the morning.
But some funny things do happen on the night shift.
So all you night shifters out there. What mad things have happened to you around three in the morning?