Author Topic: I know how we can get bin Laden... (Read 412 times)

Mathman · « **on:** September 18, 2001, 12:55:00 AM »

Trick him into ordering a pizza. Then, we just use the greatest pizza delivery system ever devised in the US. That's right guys and gals, it is time again for "Tomahawk Pizza - If you get it within 30 minutes, you don't have to pay!"

-math

[ 09-18-2001: Message edited by: Mathman ]

hblair · « **Reply #1 on:** September 18, 2001, 01:26:00 AM »

Dat plans so kwazy its dust gottsta woik!

Boroda · « **Reply #2 on:** September 18, 2001, 04:08:00 AM »

That's exactly how Russians killed Djokhar Dudayev. Homed a missile onto his sattelite phone.

"Su-24: we'll bring your order immediately, anywhere! Hi-tech disposable packing!"

AKIron · « **Reply #3 on:** September 19, 2001, 10:26:00 AM »

Hmmm, didn't we already try that?

AKSWulfe · « **Reply #4 on:** September 19, 2001, 10:32:00 AM »

Pizza? Nah..

Now if it was hashish, I'm sure Bin Laden would come straight to our armies if he could get some good hash...
-SW