A group of girlfriends is on vacation, when they see a 5-story hotel
with a sign that reads "For Women Only".
Since they were without their boyfriends or parents, they decide to go in.
The Bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We
have 5 floors...go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are
looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide, since each floor
has signs telling you what's inside"
So they start going up, and on the first floor the sign reads "All the
men here have it short and thin".
The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.
The sign on the Second floor reads "All the men here have it long and
thin".Still, this wasn't good enough so the friends move up to the Third
floor,where the sign read "All the men here have it short and thick".
This was still another disappointment, but knowing there are still 2
floors left, they move on to the next floor.
In the Fourth floor, the sign was perfect. "All the men here have it
long and thick"
The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is
one floor left.
Wondering what they were missing, they go to the Fifth floor, where the
sign read: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove
that there is no way to please a woman"
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!!! Heater !!!
Shit Happens All The Time
"If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done."
[This message has been edited by Heater (edited 06-27-2000).]
