Two old guys are pushing their carts around Walmart when they
collide. The first old guy says to the second guy, "Sorry about
that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying
attention to where I was going."
The second old guy says, "That's OK. It's a
coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm
getting
a little desperate.
The first old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What
does your wife look like?
The second old guy says, "Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall, with red hair,
blue eyes, long legs, big busted, and is wearing short
shorts. What does your wife look like?"
The first old guy says, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours".
