Found this while searching for a ham sandwich (I was hungry)
All these are the definition of Ham Sandwich on urbandictionlary.com
1. The ham sandwich can be invoked as a defense for someone who feels wrongfully accused. This comes from the saying that a good prosecutor could indict a ham sandwich, thereby pointing out that one should not presume the indicted is guilty.Tom Delay, a congressional majority leader in the United States, was indicted on ethics violations. His colleagues came to his defense by invoking the "ham sandwich" defense. This defense became well known when Delay defender Senator Mike Rodgers confused the public by misusing the phrase when he said "... any attorney knows you can get an indictment with a ham sandwich." Obviously he meant "against a ham sandwich."
2 cant be posted, too vulgar
3. The act of wanking between someones bumcheeks. My bird gave me a ham sandwich last nite, but I also managed a sneaky pete (I dont know what that even means)
4. a cooked slab of pig on a bun."For Lunch, I'd like a ham sandwich, please."
5. The cause of death or potential murder instrument for someone who is weight challenged. As opposed to pretzel, which is the choice of presidential assassins. Austin Powers: Mama Cass... Dead... Ham Sandwich.
6. Whens a someone puts their bum right on you face.
7. Annoying alternative for the curse heck . If you want to be more annoying than you already are try this. Instead of using: "How the heck are you?"
say instead: "How the ham sandwich are you?"
8. 1. The best sandwich on earth.
2. A sadwich consiting of ham.
3. Sometimes includes cheese.
4. mondo cool
5. someone's behind
6. yummmmmmm
7. the is no definition #7
8. nor #8
I have a ham sandwich in my pants today
9. I mean this is great ham sandwiches are two pieces of ham put on the outside of one or more pieces of bread then chewed swallowed and in a day poo pooed out of his/her doo hicky.
wait one minute while i fix my self pickles on a plate then wee dance the night away tugg tugg.
