Little Red Riding Hood

[rabbidrabbit]

Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees a big bad
>wolf crouched down behind a log.
>
>"My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf."
>
>The wolf jumps up and runs away.
>
>Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again and this
>time he is crouched behind a bush.
>
>"My what big ears you have, Mr. Wolf."
>
>Again the wolf jumps up and runs away.
>
>About two miles down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again
>and this time he is crouched down behind a rock.
>
>"My what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf."
>
>With that the wolf jumps up and screams, "Will you knock it off, I'm trying
>to poop!"

[Jackal1]

Owoooooooo!
Who's that I see walkin' in these woods?
Why, it's Little Red Riding Hood.
Hey there Little Red Riding Hood,
You sure are looking good.
You're everything a big bad wolf could want.
Listen to me.

Little Red Riding Hood
I don't think little big girls should
Go walking in these spooky old woods alone.
Owoooooooo!

What big eyes you have,
The kind of eyes that drive wolves mad.
So just to see that you don't get chased
I think I ought to walk with you for a ways.

What full lips you have.
They're sure to lure someone bad.
So until you get to grandma's place
I think you ought to walk with me and be safe.

I'm gonna keep my sheep suit on
Until I'm sure that you've been shown
That I can be trusted walking with you alone.
Owoooooooo!

Little Red Riding Hood
I'd like to hold you if I could
But you might think I'm a big bad wolf so I won't.
Owoooooooo!

What a big heart I have-the better to love you with.
Little Red Riding Hood
Even bad wolves can be good.
I'll try to be satisfied just to walk close by your side.
Maybe you'll see things my way before we get to grandma's place.

Little Red Riding Hood
You sure are looking good
You're everything that a big bad wolf could want.
Owoooooooo! I mean baaaaaa! Baaa?


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Disclaimer: I will not be held responsible for any damage, injury or chaos in general caused to the AH crowd by the use of the terms "sheep" and "baaaaa".

[Debonair]

That disclaimer is too little too late down the, it needs to go up top to protect the...innocent?

[dhaus]

Sam the Sham and the Pharoahs.  I loved that group's name.

[Holden McGroin]

Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees a big bad
wolf crouched down behind a log.

She pulled out her Desert Eagle 44 mag and squeezed off four rounds into the wolf.

The End