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Offline Ozark

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« on: August 07, 2000, 01:45:00 PM »
It's like this...A herd of buffalo can only move as  fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the  slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health  of  the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest  members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
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« Reply #1 on: August 07, 2000, 02:17:00 PM »
"Drinkin' beer ain't drinkin'... it's survivin'."

                - Captain Quint.
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« Reply #2 on: August 07, 2000, 02:20:00 PM »
 (Crrunch)
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« Reply #3 on: August 07, 2000, 06:15:00 PM »
This one is really something to remember...

eehh..uhm.. What did you say ?

 
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« Reply #4 on: August 07, 2000, 06:16:00 PM »
LOLOL guys  



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« Reply #5 on: August 18, 2000, 08:50:00 PM »
Sorry Santa  

Santa Claus, like all pilots, gets regular visits from the Federal Aviation Administration, and it was shortly before Christmas when the FAA examiner arrived.
In preparation, Santa had the elves wash the sled and bath all the reindeer. Santa got out his logbook and made sure all his paperwork was in order.
The examiner walked slowly around the sled. He checked the reindeer harnesses, the landing gear, and Rudolph's nose. He painstakingly reviewed Santa's weight and balance calculations for the sled's enormous payload.
Finally, they were ready for the checkride. Santa got in and fastened his seatbelt and shoulder harness, and checked the compass. Then the examiner hopped in carrying, to Santa's surprise, a shotgun..
"What's that for?" asked Santa incredulously.
The examiner winked and said, "I'm not supposed to tell you this, but you're gonna lose an engine on takeoff."

This one and lots of more are from this site
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« Reply #6 on: August 18, 2000, 10:57:00 PM »
LOL! Good one...  
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« Reply #7 on: August 19, 2000, 10:24:00 AM »
Beer ain't drinkin
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Offline rosco-

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« Reply #8 on: August 19, 2000, 02:48:00 PM »
 

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Offline Tac

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« Reply #9 on: August 19, 2000, 05:54:00 PM »
Aye, too bad Neurons and brain cells dont regenerate nor are new ones made.

I'll keep my slow ones, I may store some data on it..some day

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Offline Ozark

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« Reply #10 on: August 19, 2000, 10:53:00 PM »
LOL  

HMMmmmm...I think I'll relax, not worry, and have a homeberw.

Carpe' Bierum,
Ozark
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