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Offline Karnak

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I don't find this to be anti-Christian or anti-Semetic, just anti-Dr. Laura.  I hope you guys agree.

Dear Dr. Laura,

Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and I try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind him that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate.

I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some of the specific laws and how to best follow them.

a) When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord (Lev. 1:9). The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

b) I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?

c) I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness (Lev. 15:19-24). The problem is, how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.

d) Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?

e) I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself?

f) A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an Abomination (Lev. 11:10), it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this?

g) Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?

h) Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev.19:27. How should they die?

i) I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

j) My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev. 19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread. (cotton/polyester blend) He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? (Lev.24:10-16) Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)

I know you have studied these things extensively, so I am confident you can help. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.

Your devoted disciple and adoring fan.

Martha


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Offline Ripsnort

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I found this on CNN's Election 2000 board. I hope it isn't too offensive...
« Reply #1 on: August 07, 2000, 03:34:00 PM »
I have nothing against what others feel is their natural selection in sexual preference, what I do  have  a problem with is folks that have to feel that  they need to get the word out to as many people that they prefer the same sex.  I say, "Stay in the closet, you'll get more respect from me".

I've worked with many homosexuals in the past, the smart ones don't have to get acceptance from anyone on their status as a "Gay"...the dumb ones have to continually try to get acceptance, and do it thru political means as well.  Dr.Laura is stupid for even acknowledging them, she left herself open to the  flank, so to speak.

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I found this on CNN's Election 2000 board. I hope it isn't too offensive...
« Reply #2 on: August 07, 2000, 06:15:00 PM »
Heh, nice post  

It says very little about general Christianity, but more something about the literalist idiots. Also goes to show that you cannot point to *one* book as a final authority of *all* things - be it a book on evolution or the bible.

Well, except Hitchiker's Guide To The Galaxy.



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Offline leonid

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I found this on CNN's Election 2000 board. I hope it isn't too offensive...
« Reply #3 on: August 08, 2000, 12:59:00 AM »
Ditto on Hitchhiker's Guide, StSanta.

I call it the Book of Levity  
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« Reply #4 on: August 08, 2000, 05:20:00 AM »
LOL leonid

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"Pitiful, isn't it?"  



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