Author Topic: Twas the night before Christmas (Read 1147 times)

thndregg · « **Reply #15 on:** December 08, 2005, 10:55:35 PM »

...All I want for Christmas is a Five Inch Gun....

mussie · « **Reply #16 on:** December 08, 2005, 11:15:01 PM »

buy a playboy that might help

Skuzzy · « **Reply #17 on:** December 09, 2005, 07:07:47 AM »

LOL! I think we have a winner. Nice one Murdr,...LOL!

Murdr · « **Reply #18 on:** December 09, 2005, 07:43:37 AM »

Jinking too and fro
In a one prop 38
Through the ack we go
Dodging all the way
Hurri starts to roll
I aim a little right
Oh what fun it is to vulch
With rockets everynight

Rocket rails, rocket rails
Launching all the way
Oh what fun it is to vulch
In a crippled thirty-eight

Skuzzy · « **Reply #19 on:** December 09, 2005, 11:14:10 AM »

ROFL!!!!

Waffle, you need to produce this! LOL!!!

mussie · « **Reply #20 on:** December 09, 2005, 03:07:51 PM »

Oh 163 Oh 163.
You make short work of lancs for me.
Flying high up in the sky.
To raid our HQ they do fly.
By Your 30 mils they die.
To their wings they kiss goodbye.

Oh 163 Oh 163.
I whish you were perk point free.

P0G0 · « **Reply #21 on:** December 09, 2005, 03:11:53 PM »

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Originally posted by thndregg
...All I want for Christmas is a Five Inch Gun....

you'll shoot your eye out kid........

Mustaine · « **Reply #22 on:** December 09, 2005, 03:37:36 PM »

not the best entry by far, but my little funnay

Jingle Bells
HiTech Smells
Pyro laid an egg
The Messerschmitt lost it's flaps
so the Luft-Whiners cry all day.

Dashing through the 'net
With a 28.8 connect
Oh the warps are there
Skuzzy pulls his hair (ouch ouch ouch)
Supa' does his art
While Natedog lights a fart
Oh poor Carrie cries to Dale
And Sudz just brews more ale

mussie · « **Reply #23 on:** December 09, 2005, 03:45:21 PM »

not bad mate

Hornet33 · « **Reply #24 on:** December 09, 2005, 08:44:12 PM »

Sing to the tune of "Little Drummer Boy"

Tool shedders come and fly with me and
Bomb, Bomb, Bommmmb, Bomb

To kill the furballers game we
Bomb, Bomb, Bommmmb, Bomb

We'll fly to the enemy's HQ and
Bomb, Bomb, Bommmmb, Bomb

Because that is just what we do
Bomb, Bomb, Bomb, Bomb, Bomb
Bomb, Bomb, Bomb, Bomb
Bomb, Bomb, Bomb, BOMB

You want to take a base you
Bomb, Bomb, Bommmmb, Bomb

Make sure you hit the VH
Bomb, Bomb, Bommmmb, Bomb

Kill that GV at the spawn place go
Bomb, Bomb, Bommmmb, Bomb

Shoot the fighters in the face while you
Bomb, Bomb, Bomb, Bomb
Bomb, Bomb, Bomb, Bomb
Bomb, Bomb, Bomb, Bomb

High altitude is the place to
Bomb, Bomb, Bommmmb, Bomb

Be sure to calibrate when you
Bomb, Bomb, Bommmmb, Bomb

I hate getting shot when I'm trying to
Bomb, Bomb, Bommmmb, Bomb

HiTech rocks for giving us a place to
Bomb, Bomb, Bomb, Bomb
Bomb, Bomb, Bomb, Bomb
Bomb, Bomb, Bomb, Bomb

mussie · « **Reply #25 on:** December 09, 2005, 08:51:45 PM »

HAHAHA LOL HORNET

mussie · « **Reply #26 on:** December 09, 2005, 08:57:48 PM »

I will pay $100 Aus to anyone who can get there choir to sing this lot and tape it....

BTW $100 Aus is about about $5 us or one pound fifty for those in europe

Schatzi · « **Reply #27 on:** December 10, 2005, 04:01:30 AM »

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Originally posted by mussie
I will pay $100 Aus to anyone who can get there choir to sing this lot and tape it....

BTW $100 Aus is about about $5 us or one pound fifty for those in europe

Not to be picky, but most Europe has Euros.....

How much is a pound????

(I *might* think about starting a Xmas carol singer career here....)

mussie · « **Reply #28 on:** December 11, 2005, 03:03:24 AM »

Sorry Schatzi, I knew that but was to slack to edit.....

~~Oh BTW this was more a joke on the value of the Ozzy dollar~~

betty · « **Reply #29 on:** December 12, 2005, 04:01:53 PM »

i just noticed this thread, and yall r awsome. these are way too funny...wtg guys

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