You know you’re a redneck when:
1. You can entertain yourself for more than an hour with a flyswatter.
2. You come back from the dump with more than you took.
3. Your grandmother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.
4. You've been kicked out of the zoo for heckling the monkeys.
5. You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.
6. Your kids take a siphon hose to show and tell.
7. You took a fishing pole to Sea World.
8. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
9. You consider your license plate personalized because your father made it.
10. You think a quarter horse is that ride in front of K-Mart.
11. You've asked the preacher "How's it hangin'?"
12. You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65mph.
Stole the best ones from another BBS. Feel free to add to the list.
bowser
