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Sturm

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« on: April 16, 2001, 08:03:00 AM »
Sorry if you can't take a joke don't read this.

LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES.....READ THEM OUT LOUD
That’s not right...... Sum Ting Wong
Are you harboring a fugitive?.....Hu Yu Hai Ding?
See me ASAP....... Kum Hia Nao
Stupid Man....... Dum Gai
Small Horse ....Tai Ni Po Ni
Did you go to the beach?...... Wai Yu So Tan?  
I bumped into a coffee table..... Ai Bang Mai Ni
I think you need a face lift..... Chin Tu Fat
It’s very dark in here....... Wai So Dim?
 I thought you were on a diet... Wai Yu Mu Ching?
This is a tow away zone..... No Pah King
Do you know the lyrics to the Macarena?..... Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?  
You are not very bright..... Yu So Dum
I got this for free...... Ai No Pei
Please stay a while longer..... Wai Go Nao?  
Our meeting was scheduled for next week..... Wai Yu Kum Nao?
They have arrived..... Hia Dei Kum
Stay out of sight..... Lei Lo
He’s cleaning his automobile..... Wa Shing Ka
Your body odor is offensive..... Yu Stin Ki Pu
How are you doing.....WASSSSSAAAAABBBBEEE E!

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TheWobble

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« Reply #1 on: April 16, 2001, 09:46:00 AM »
LoL

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« Reply #2 on: April 16, 2001, 10:00:00 AM »
Hehe, somewhere in China,  a similiar joke is circulating with how to learn English.  

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« Reply #3 on: April 16, 2001, 10:08:00 AM »
Two American pilots in a POW camp in North Korea.

"Hey, John, were you shot down by Russian or Korean pilot?"
"Definetly by Russian, he was very skilled. And what about you, Jack?"
"What a shame, I was shot down by a Korean!"
"How did you know?"
"I heard their radio talk, he told his wingman 'Boris, cover, I Fa Kim Ap'"
"And then?"
"That Fa Kim Ap shot me down..."  

Just couldn't think of a better translation of the MiG pilot name. In Russian it sounds:

"On po radio govoril: 'Boris, prikroy, ya huynu!"
"Nu i chto?"
"Vot etot Huy Nu menya i sbil..."

It is an old joke about Vietnam war, but I think that in English that name sounds more like a Korean...

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« Reply #4 on: April 16, 2001, 10:32:00 AM »
Well Boroda seems you finally lightened up !

You are even telling jokes..I DID laugh at that joke and did not start rambling about your lack of respect for the suffering of the US pilots tortured at the Hanoi Hilton...
(I did check my calendar and it looks like war is over between us- looks like you had relatives in Nam. I had too on the other side...)
 
Since we are telling horrible jokes,
I've got a nasty anti-french joke for you too :

Do you know why there are trees along the
Champs-Elysees in downtown Paris ?

So that German troops can march in the shade ...
 


 

[This message has been edited by Spooky67 (edited 04-16-2001).]

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« Reply #5 on: April 16, 2001, 10:38:00 AM »
Spookey how dare you, my grandfather planted those trees so it would reflect the beauty of Paris!!  I am outraged at this joke and seek legal action and war restitution for my pain and suffering.

Ok just kidding, kind of funny how people can't take jokes or blow them out of porportion.  I still remember the Space shuttle jokes from when I was in 6th grade.

Where did Christa McCallagh <--Spl? go for vacation?

All over Florida.  Ouch

Waiting for the PC police on this one lol

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« Reply #6 on: April 16, 2001, 11:44:00 AM »
Ok, what the hell.  Gonna bite  

Q: What were the last words on the space shuttle?

A: What’s this button for?

Zippatuh  <---<Slaps himself for being disrespectful>

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« Reply #7 on: April 16, 2001, 11:53:00 AM »
heh heh...I remember those jokes too.

I was in 7th grade watching it live on tv in the library during my lunch hour.  Was quite an experience seeing that thing explode and wondering what the hell just happened.  It was almost like it wasnt real at all.  Of course it didnt take long for the jokes to start circulating.  

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« Reply #8 on: April 16, 2001, 01:10:00 PM »
lol  

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« Reply #9 on: April 16, 2001, 07:08:00 PM »
*stuff below is to be taken in the spirit of this tasteless joke thread. In short, they're making me do it!   )

Cuban National Anthem:

"Row,Row,Row you boat..."

Q: Why aren't there any puerto ricans featured in Star Trek?
A: Because in the future they dont work either!


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« Reply #10 on: April 17, 2001, 01:36:00 AM »
ROFLMAO

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