Fake tits.
There's nothing as unappealing to me as fake tits. Well, there are some things, but this supposedly appettizer/teaser is just downright anti-boing material.
Perhaps I'm reading too much into it but this is what I get out of just seeing a pair of fake boobs:
Brain: "Uh, something is wrong"
Primitive brain: "Warning: potential mate has unhealthy mutations"
Brain: "Why would she do that to herself?"
Primitive brain: "Primary target unworthy, brain: switch to secondary"
Of course, the brain is not as fast as the primitive brain, so it wants more info before it makes a decision.
Brain: "Ah, so she mutilates her own body and sets herself up for severe health risks, all in trying to be more appealing to men. Which basically means she measures her worth by her physical characteristics. Or rather, by some strange definition of good and attractive physical characteristics that's far flung and inaccurate overall. If a man wanted to squeeze plastic, he could do it anywhere. This would suggest that this female has a low self esteem, shallow mindset and a general desire to be cherished and appreciated by her physical attributes alone. And furthermore, it'd suggest a weak will which too easily could be controlled, resulting in no real "sparring" in a couple situation. It also reeks of the stupid assertion that all men like huge tits, even if theyre totally fake, which is insulting to my intellect. I wonder what she would say if we got into bed and I pulled out a 35cm dildo and started shagging her with that, proclaiming it to be "the real thing""
Primitive brain: "Told you so. Now check out that one 3 o 'clock, WOOHOO!"
Fake tits. I hate 'um.
