(Walks into the bar and whispers to the barkeep)
Many of us seem to enjoy imbibing during flight.
(slowly raises voice)
Now..lately there have been many new drinks called "Martinis" and "Margaritas"
But I complain that a martini is only vermouth and gin or vodka, (must have vermouth) not some nancy-boy-berry-juice thing that the MP's should drink.
I also protest Margaritas are only "lime margaritas".
MY GOD !! IT'S LIKE CALLING STOUT...BEER !!!
HEY...YOU THERE !!!
What do you think of this stuff and what do you drink !
(MP's walk in)
no... I'd never said I drink while flying!
huh?..naw.. never said that...MP's are great, I stole all my girlfriends from MP's !
HEY ! GET YOU"RE HANDS OFF ME !
grumble grumble.......