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Offline pimpjoe

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an angry little boy
« on: July 29, 2001, 02:26:00 AM »
word of advice....dont piss of any little boy with connections


A little boy walks into a potato house pulling behind him a dead frog on a leash. He walks up to the counter and says "I want the nastyiest most disease and herpes infested slut you have." the lady at the counter looks a little confused, and says "its gonna cost ya, not much, but it'll cost ya." the boy slaps a 20 down on the table and the lady points to a door way in the back. after about an hour the boy comes out of the room still draging his dead frog. when he walks by the counter the lady says "your so young, why would you want to have something like that?" the boy looks at his frog, and looks back up at the lady and says " im gonna go home and diddly the babysiter and give her herpes, she is gonna diddly dad and give him herpes, dad is gonna diddly mom and give her herpes, mom is gonna diddly the mail man and give him herpes, AND THATS THE SON OF A squeak THAT KILLED MY FROG!!!!"  :p