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Offline DA98

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« on: July 31, 2001, 05:53:00 PM »


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Offline Midnight

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« Reply #1 on: July 31, 2001, 06:41:00 PM »
So the parking brake is this lever on the left, right?

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The Eagle has Landed

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Not suprisingly, airman Johnson's dreams of becoming a fighter ace were quickly erased by the sudden screech of twisting metal

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11:00 News Flash

An elderly pilot crashes his F-15 fighter jet through the front wall of hanger bay 20 at Eglin AFB today.

Although no one was hurt, authorities say that no offical charges have been filed, but are still investigating the cause of the crash.

When interviewed by reporters, the elderly pilot was quoated as saying, "I thought it was in reverse, but when I pushed the throttle, the plane went into the wall instead."

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Offline Hangtime

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« Reply #2 on: July 31, 2001, 11:41:00 PM »
"*Ding* The hanger door is closed... "
"*Ding* The hanger door is closed... "
"*Ding* The hanger door is closed... "

**CRASH**

"*Ding* The hanger door is adjar.."
"*Ding* The hanger door is adjar.."
"*Ding* The hanger door is adjar.."
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Offline Serapis

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« Reply #3 on: August 01, 2001, 10:27:00 AM »
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"*Ding* The hanger door is adjar.."

Tha hanger door is not a JAR, it a DOOR dammit!

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Offline Bluefish

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« Reply #4 on: August 01, 2001, 10:33:00 AM »
Lizzie Grubman tries to rid air force base of white trash.
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Offline Maverick

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« Reply #5 on: August 01, 2001, 06:39:00 PM »
Lessee, genuine Air Force flight manual.

1. Preflight plane                    (check)

2. Start engine                       (check)

3. Check oil pressure and temperature. (check)

4. Enable ground steering             (check)

5. Open hanger door before taxi to runway (oopsy!)  :o


Mav  :D
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Offline StSanta

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« Reply #6 on: August 02, 2001, 06:54:00 AM »
"The Chinese government has after the latest incident accused an American hangar of deliberatedly ramming one of their fighters".
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Offline Cleaner

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« Reply #7 on: August 02, 2001, 09:29:00 AM »
Lockheed announces there new Stealth FHDTF (flying hangar door tacticle fighter).
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Offline Nifty

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« Reply #8 on: August 02, 2001, 09:36:00 AM »
F-15 strike eagle - $30,000,000
bottle of scotch - $25
picture of you trying to taxi your F-15 after drinking the bottle of scotch - priceless.
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« Reply #9 on: August 02, 2001, 05:31:00 PM »
(* Taking the opaque visor off of his helmet *) "Damn, there goes my instrument flight rating"
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Offline grizz

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« Reply #10 on: August 02, 2001, 09:02:00 PM »
"I'm not actually a fighter pilot. But I did stay at a Holiday Inn last night."
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Offline rosco-

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« Reply #11 on: August 02, 2001, 09:11:00 PM »
Look ma no hands
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Offline Weave

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« Reply #12 on: August 03, 2001, 05:44:00 AM »
That hanger door is definetly undermodeled.  :D
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Offline Corwin

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« Reply #13 on: August 03, 2001, 07:47:00 AM »
Fred had never come to grips with the monsters of his id.  Despite becoming a career military officer and a gifted aviator, the sleek thrusting shape of the plane and the comparatively yielding surface of the door ahead of him beckoned his hand to engage the throttle in one massive Freudian spasm.

As Fred sat back in the cockpit, spent and satiated,  his mind wandered to thoughts of a career in long haul trucking.
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