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Offline mrfish

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an 'era of terrorism' anecdote....
« on: October 16, 2001, 02:33:00 PM »
at noon, on the third tuesday of every month, they fire up the air raid sirens in san francisco to make sure they work. never thought much about it before.

today i was on a hillside having lunch looking out over downtown and i heard them start wailing - for a second i forgot it was tuesday!

is it a gas attack? an incoming fleet of 737s aiming at downtown? a bomb on the underground? what the hell do i do- run for cover or get downwind or what? then it dawned on me that it was ony a drill.

real sign of the times i guess though i am angry that the terrorists succeeded in getting me to be on the defensive for a few seconds since that's what they're after.

looking at the buildings it struck me:

here's a huge camp, basically, of humans all banded together in a loose tribe most with similar superstitions. attacks from other camps of humans with different customs and superstitions are so common, and so much a part of our existence, that we actually have a plan to notify everyone if one is inbound!?

what a statement about our species!  not only that, but we pool all our resources and and established a defense force to keep other tribes from attacking.

imagining the world from the perspective of an alien anthropologist is just embarrassing.

especially when you explain that those people wear that thing on their head and only eating certain foods, rocking back and forth while mumbling, crossing themsleves while mumbling <insert any mindless religious tradition here> etc etc, are doing so because they think an invisible father figure that magically never interacts with us visibly will send them to some imaginary bad place if they don't!

advanced monkeys in advanced concrete trees. the future may be bright but not today.
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« Reply #1 on: October 16, 2001, 02:38:00 PM »
You are in good company, MrFish:

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« Reply #2 on: October 16, 2001, 03:02:00 PM »
mrfish if it wasn't religion, don't worry we'd find another reason to hate.... it's that free will thingy that keeps screwing things up...  :)
I'd head for the park and spend me last moments in the garderns
 

yep sad world when you can't even get a 72 hr stomach virus (wife, grandbaby, oldest son and myself weekend b4 last) without thinking it might be something far worse..makes ya kinda mad at those responsible.
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« Reply #3 on: October 16, 2001, 03:07:00 PM »
If Bald Monkeys in their funky concrete caves and trees look funny to you and yer ailen anthroplogist pals, just imagine how absurd we must seem to Cats.

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« Reply #4 on: October 16, 2001, 03:16:00 PM »
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Originally posted by Hangtime:
If Bald Monkeys in their funky concrete caves and trees look funny to you and yer ailen anthroplogist pals, just imagine how absurd we must seem to Cats.

  :D

yeah, but as long as we feed them and clean the litter box, they put up with us!   ;)
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« Reply #5 on: October 16, 2001, 04:28:00 PM »
We have nothing to fear. In all the time I have been on this planet, I have NEVER seen such resolve. Sure, you will always have simpering cowards ready to kiss any avalable bellybutton for a little security and 50 bucks...but they are in the minority now...We will prvail, becuase we are a free people, just like our cats...  :p  DukeMskt

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« Reply #6 on: October 16, 2001, 06:12:00 PM »
when ya think about it.. the cat(s) are in charge.. sit on their bellybutton all day, do nothing but pop and eat and go for a stroll.. you bust yer bellybutton to put food in their bowl (well sort of) and take care of them in every way possable..

now, which one is the real 'pet'?

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« Reply #7 on: October 16, 2001, 06:50:00 PM »
omg wobble's back! i havent had anyone to torment for ages - glad to see ya.  ;) got any sweaty shirtless gun-toting tales for us ?

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« Reply #8 on: October 16, 2001, 07:21:00 PM »
ahh, mrfish, ill have many, bellybutton soon as I use my muscular left arm to sew the right one back on with strands from my own beautyful, yet masculin hair... then ill eat 5 raw eggs in a glass and build a dragster..

but after that.. yea ill have some stories  ;)   :cool: