I board the airplane and take my seat. As I settle in, I glance up and see a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. I soon realizes she's heading straight towards my seat.. Lo and behold, she takes the seat right beside mine.
Eager to strike up a conversation, I blurt out, "Business trip or vacation?"
She turns, smiles and says, "Business. I'm going to the annual Nymphomaniac Convention in Chicago."
I swallow hard. Here is the most gorgeous woman I have ever seen, sitting next to ME and she's going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs! Struggling to maintain my composure, I calmly ask, "What's your business role at this convention?"
"Lecturer," she says, "I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."
"Really?" I croak, swallowing hard, "what myths are those?"
"Well," she explains, "one popular myth is that African American men are the most well endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the man of Jewish descent. However, we have found that the best potential lover in all categories is the Southern Redneck."
Suddenly, the woman becomes a little uncomfortable and blushes. "I'm sorry," she says, "I shouldn't be discussing this with you. I don't even know your name!"
"Tonto!" I exclaim, "Tonto Goldstein! But my friends call me Bubba!
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Hang
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[This message has been edited by Hangtime (edited 01-30-2001).]
