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Offline Russian

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In Moscow with no money.
« on: April 14, 2006, 02:11:06 PM »
A show on travel channel about a man stranded in Russia with no money. Very funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ld1Aj9eEl2Y

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Re: In Moscow with no money.
« Reply #1 on: April 14, 2006, 04:29:12 PM »
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A show on travel channel about a man stranded in Russia with no money. Very funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ld1Aj9eEl2Y


Didn't see a link so far...

In Moscow with no money?

I have a 90-day subway ticket and several packs of cigarettes. Survival time is one day per pack when I have subway ticket. I think I can last even without a ticket...

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« Reply #2 on: April 15, 2006, 01:26:09 AM »
Odd, I see the link and the video. Shockwave flash I believe.


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« Reply #3 on: April 15, 2006, 01:40:06 AM »
its a commie computer.

it's probably got a crank and runs on fish oil.
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« Reply #4 on: April 15, 2006, 02:00:04 AM »
Viktor Belenko, Russian traitor, errr, defector in 1976 describing what he did when he was taken to a supermarket for the first time;

Belenko: First of all American super-market, my first visit was under CIA supervision, and I thought it was set-up; I did not believe super-market was real one. I thought well I was unusual guest; they probably kicked everyone out. It's such a nice, big place with incredible amount of produce, and no long lines! You're accustomed to long lines in Russia. But later, when I discovered super-market was real one, I had real fun exploring new products. I would buy, everyday, a new thing and try to figure out its function. In Russia at that time (and even today) it's hard to find canned food, good one. But everyday I would buy new cans with different food. Once I bought a can which said "dinner." I cooked it with potatoes, onions, and garlic-it was delicious. Next morning my friends ask me, "Viktor, did you buy a cat?" It was a can of chicken-based cat food. But it was delicious! It was better than canned food for people in Russia today. And I did test it. Last year I brought four people from Russia for commercial project, and I set them up. I bought nibble sized human food. I installed a pâté, and it was cat food. I put it on crackers. And they did consume it, and they liked it. So the taste has not changed. By the way, for those who are not familiar with American cat food. It's very safe; it's delicious, and sometimes it's better than human food, because of the Humane Society.

I bought a box of Freedom with the picture of nice looking lady. I did not know what it was. (I'm talking about maxi-pads.) I brought it to my apartment, I opened it, and I tried to figure it out. I thought well it's probably some cleaning device for the kitchen to give these American women freedom in the kitchen to clean up and absorb everything, because even today Russian women do not have this convenience.

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« Reply #5 on: April 15, 2006, 08:33:21 AM »
It's a tv series, this guy gets dropped off somewhere on the planet with no money and has to depend on strangers to feed and give him a place to sleep.  It's an okay show.  Exellent is you like affeminate British guys. I still haven't figured out if he is gay or not.:rolleyes:
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« Reply #6 on: April 15, 2006, 09:23:31 AM »
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its a commie computer.

it's probably got a crank and runs on fish oil.

Oh my God!!!You got it!!What a funny guy!
Ha-ha-ha.I cant stop :rofl
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« Reply #7 on: April 15, 2006, 11:17:54 AM »
I knew this polish lady who was a qualified decorator for shop windows.
Anyway she said that it was always considered to have all products in the window. The sad side was that sometimes they were all in the window and not for sale.
And for the canned food, - I once had dogfood in a tray in the fridge. (pedigree food from can). There was this Polish guy working for me at the time (rather than a Romanian), and I caught him putting it on his bread !!!

"VERY GOOD" he said.
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Re: In Moscow with no money.
« Reply #8 on: April 15, 2006, 11:59:25 AM »
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A show on travel channel about a man stranded in Russia with no money. Very funny.

 


Isnt that just your average russian?

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« Reply #9 on: April 15, 2006, 01:14:10 PM »
Correct.
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« Reply #10 on: April 15, 2006, 02:49:20 PM »
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It's a tv series, this guy gets dropped off somewhere on the planet with no money and has to depend on strangers to feed and give him a place to sleep.  It's an okay show.  Exellent is you like affeminate British guys. I still haven't figured out if he is gay or not.:rolleyes:


YouTube has two more episodes of that show, and after watching them, I’m sure that he is 100% gay.