Horseback Riding Blonde
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though
she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts
the horse, unassisted, and the horse immediately springs
into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace,
but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she
grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip.
She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she
slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along,
seemingly impervious to its slipping rider. Finally giving up her
rail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and
throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become
entangled in the stirrup, she is now at the mercy of the horse's
pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground
over and over. As her head is battered against the ground, she is
mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune.....
Bill, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse.
