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Offline mietla

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It's very quiet here today
« on: August 10, 2001, 03:24:00 PM »
jihad, say something about Dubya  :)
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Offline Toad

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« Reply #1 on: August 10, 2001, 03:43:00 PM »
I HATE getting money back from the Federal Government!

That dang Dubya!

Now there's some poor, needy Senators and Congressmen that won't get to authorize spending on a study of the mating habits of teenagers or something.
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If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude than the animated contest of freedom, go from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains sit lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen!

Offline skernsk

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« Reply #2 on: August 10, 2001, 03:58:00 PM »
No need to worry about Dubya.  WHEN we eliminate the Yanks in the "Great Lakes" campaign a Canuck (ME) will be in the Whitehouse!

I'll make some changes.

1.  No voting in Florida -- they diddly it up fer the rest.

2.  Double the military -- I like that kinda stuff so I want more toys than the rest of the world combined.

3.  Beer will be brought up to "Canadian" standards (meaning you will get more out of it than a full bladder).

4.  Planes in AH will favour the Allied -- so we can make fun of the rest who fly German planes.

5.  WW2OL will write the code for my administration....that way when people complain I can ignore them and noone not even the writers can figure out what went wrong.

6.  Lap dances will be free -- so will the hot wings.

7.  Gordo will be FORCED to finish the FDB website.

8.  To balance the budget all people charged with a crime will be shot...money saved will go to lap dances and hot wings.

9.  HTC will get major kickbacks and grants to speed up production of 1.08

10. Boeing will be slowly dissolved and turned into Rip's MAG 33 Aeordrome since it is about the only place they could all fit in one plave at one time.

That is all my fellow American tardlettes.

[ 08-10-2001: Message edited by: skernsk ]
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