best blond joke ever!!

[Brenjen]

How do you drown a blonde?






























Scratch & sniff sticker on the bottom of a pool.

[Brenjen]

A blonde goes into labor & the doctor tells her after the delivery "you gave birth to a boy" & the blonde replies

























Are you sure it's mine?

[Reschke]

Hey thats greaaaaaaat............

[SirLoin]

A cop car passes a blonde in a convertable and to his amazement,notices the woman not only weaving all over the road..but was knitting while she was driving.

The cop hangs a 180, pulls up behind and then beside her...




"PULL OVER!!" yells cop.

"What..?" replies blonde

"PULL OVER MAMN"..The cop now using a bull horn.



Suddenly,the look of perplexment on her face vanishes...and with a big smile she holds up what she was knitting.


"No..It's a Turtleneck..!"

[Angus]

Why do some blondes have bruismarks on their navel?

...Yes, there are blond guys too

[WhiteHawk]

Originally posted by Kaw1000
THE BEST BLOND JOKE EVER

A blonde, a brunette & a redhead show up for the same job interview.  The brunette is the first one to go in & after filling out the forms & going through the questions, the interviewer decides to ask her a last question, "How many D's are there in ��INDIANA JONES��?"

The brunette thinks for a second & responds, "One."

The interviewer sends her back with a promise that he'll get back to her after he had interviewed the remaining candidates.

The redhead is next.  The process goes about the same & at the end, "How many D's are there in ��INDIANA JONES��?"

She immediately says, "One"

The interviewer says, "OK, we'll let you know."

Then the blonde comes into the room, goes through the questions & finally gets asked, "How many D's are there in ��INDIANA JONES��?"

She gets a very serious look on her face & starts counting her fingers, muttering, "2, 4, 6�K hmmm �V wait�K 2, 4, 6�K  Can I borrow your calculator please?"

After going through 15 minutes of intense calculating, she finally comes up with the answer, "Thirty two!"

The interviewer is stunned & asks her, "OK, now tell me, how the hell did you arrive at this answer?"

To hear her response to the question: "How many D's are in ��Indiana Jones��?"�K  Double click this ��

WTF:furious

[dmf]

How do you tell if a blonde has been useing your computer?









White out marks on the screen

[wipass]

A blind man and his guide dog enter a bar and find their way to a barstool. After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender,

"Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke ?"

The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a husky, deep voice, the woman next to him says,

"Before you tell that joke, you should know something.The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde, and I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb.blonde with a black belt in karate. What's more, the woman sitting next to me is blonde and she's a weight lifter. The lady to your right is a blonde, and she's a wrestler. Think about it seriously, Mister. You still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it nine times."

[Kaw1000]

After I posted this joke the dang sound thingie did'nt work......

the sound thingie went something like this.....da da daaa da da da da daaa

You know the sound track forn Indiana Jones.....never mind:mad:

Tryed to delete this but it would not let me!!

[Lye-El]

A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and told the doctor that her body hurt wherever she touched it.

"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."

The readhead took her finger, pushed on her left wrist and screamed; then she pushed on her elbow and screamed in even more pain. She pushed on her knee and screamed, pushed on her ankle and screamed, and well, everywhere she touched made her scream.

The doctor made a few motes then said, "You're not really a redhead are you?"

"Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde."

"I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken."

[Debonair]

Originally posted by Kaw1000
After I posted this joke the dang sound thingie did'nt work......

the sound thingie went something like this.....da da daaa da da da da daaa

You know the sound track forn Indiana Jones.....never mind:mad:

Tryed to delete this but it would not let me!!

nice aviatard

[Furball]

Originally posted by Kaw1000
After I posted this joke the dang sound thingie did'nt work......

the sound thingie went something like this.....da da daaa da da da da daaa

You know the sound track forn Indiana Jones.....never mind:mad:

Tryed to delete this but it would not let me!!

you just wasted some of my life and i want it back, damnit.

[Hangtime]

Originally posted by dmf
How do you tell if a blonde has been useing your computer?









White out marks on the screen

LOL! My kid told me that one. She was borrowing a bottle of white out from her mother at the time... Mom's a blonde.

[Treize69]

A blonde goes to the doctor with a gunshot wound to her hand. The doctor inevitably asks how it happened. The blonde replies "I tried to kill myself".

The doctor looks at her dumbfounded"... How did you shoot yourself in the hand trying to kill yourself?!"

"Well, first I put the gun under my chin, and as I was about to pull the trigger, I thought '...no, I want to have an open casket.'

"Then I put the gun to my chest, and as I was about to pull the trigger, I thought '...no, I've spent way too much money on those to put a bullet in them.'

"Finally, I decided to put the gun to my ear. Then, as I weas about to pull the trigger, I thought '...oh wait, this is gonna be loud!' " <>