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Offline SFRT - Frenchy

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« on: July 05, 2006, 10:23:19 PM »
I went to get an hair cut today. Got to be attended by a 24 year old blue eyed blond, with gentle hands. She starts the casual chitchat, here's a resume of her side of the conversation:

You have an accent, where are you from? Oh really?

... blahblahblah ...

My familly was one of the original mormons

.... blahblahblah ...

did you enjoyed the 4th of Jully?

.... I did this that ....blahblahblah ....

Heu ... no ... I don't know what the 4th of Jully is anyway.

:O

HOLLY CRAP! I think my heart stoped for a sec or too.:cry
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Offline Sandman

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« Reply #1 on: July 05, 2006, 10:24:54 PM »
Tell us she had a Texas accent.

Even if she didn't.

You can lie about it.

It's okay.
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« Reply #2 on: July 05, 2006, 10:26:57 PM »
Nah, I think she would be hanged in Tx for that. It was in Salt Lake City.
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« Reply #3 on: July 05, 2006, 10:31:31 PM »
First time I ever went to Huntsville Alabama, we stopped in at the local Hooters. This was probably 15 years ago.

This mexican waitress walks up. Drop dead gorgeous. Black hair, brown eyes... Then out of her mouth comes, "How y'alll doin' tonight?" in a thick Alabama accent.

Completely blew me away.
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« Reply #4 on: July 05, 2006, 11:21:15 PM »
:lol  Sure that killed the mood too.
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« Reply #5 on: July 06, 2006, 12:30:40 AM »
You let a chick cut your hair?

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« Reply #6 on: July 06, 2006, 12:32:00 AM »
No, he let her "cut his hair".

Giggity.
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« Reply #7 on: July 06, 2006, 12:58:46 AM »
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First time I ever went to Huntsville Alabama, we stopped in at the local Hooters. This was probably 15 years ago.

This mexican waitress walks up. Drop dead gorgeous. Black hair, brown eyes... Then out of her mouth comes, "How y'alll doin' tonight?" in a thick Alabama accent.

Completely blew me away.


My oldest daughter's first grade teacher was this little Asian woman.  First time I heard her speak it took me almost a minute to recover.  She sounded like Scarlett O'Hara.
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« Reply #8 on: July 06, 2006, 01:12:58 AM »
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Nah, I think she would be hanged in Tx for that. It was in Salt Lake City.

Hanged in Texas or live in SLC? . . . I'll take one ticket to Austin, please!
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« Reply #9 on: July 06, 2006, 07:17:24 AM »
-This thread is worthless without pics-
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« Reply #10 on: July 06, 2006, 07:25:24 AM »
Southern Accent = Sexy.

'nuff said.
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« Reply #11 on: July 06, 2006, 07:39:36 AM »
nothing sexy here but when we moved from new orleans, LA to Newcastle England everyone wanted to hear my southern accent in school. We were the only yanks arounds and they got a kick out of it..

but what blew me away was to hear the couple of african-englanders (wonder if they call themselves that there) students speak perfect Queens english.  :)
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« Reply #12 on: July 06, 2006, 08:04:49 AM »
Hey Eagler, you were in Newcastle?

Aweee the lads!
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