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Offline cav58d

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« on: August 27, 2006, 10:50:54 PM »
If you purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.00

With Worldcom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

But if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, Then
turned in the cans for aluminum recycling refund, you would have had $214.00

Based on the above,current investment advise is to drink heavily and recycle.

It is called the 401 Keg Plan
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Offline SAS_KID

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« Reply #1 on: August 28, 2006, 01:59:12 AM »
NOw if i was old enough to drink...
Quote from: hitech on Today at 09:27:26 AM
What utter and compete BS, quite frankly I should kick you off this bbs for this post.

The real truth is you do not like the answer.

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Offline Pongo

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« Reply #2 on: August 28, 2006, 02:36:37 AM »
$1000 worth of nortel from a year ago is now worth 640 dollars.
Enron wasnt traded a year ago.
You need a more reputable broker to invest with.
Ill have a beer though.