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LJK Raubvogel

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Your favorite Jesse Jackson rhyme:
« on: November 10, 2000, 03:08:00 AM »
I've only heard one so far, but it was a classic. He should release a Rap album. I think we should keep track of his limericks, they amuse me.

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Your favorite Jesse Jackson rhyme:
« Reply #1 on: November 10, 2000, 03:57:00 AM »
It would have to include the Hymietown song.

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« Reply #2 on: November 10, 2000, 05:47:00 AM »
The guy is a black David Duke. He isn't worth my time.

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« Reply #3 on: November 11, 2000, 11:48:00 PM »
Sancho??? Denying allegators (sic) in Florida???
Check the swamps,  man.
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« Reply #4 on: November 12, 2000, 06:26:00 AM »
I've been looking for an SNL bit in the form of a WAV or MP3 file for a while.  It's Darrell Hammond doing his impression of Jesse Jackson reciting Green Eggs & Ham by Dr Suess.  It is friggin' hilarious!


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« Reply #5 on: November 12, 2000, 06:47:00 AM »
SOB that was actually the Rehvrun not an actor.

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« Reply #6 on: November 12, 2000, 07:22:00 AM »
You're right man!  I just hopped on Napster (i love you napster) and found it!

Jesse Jackson Reciting Green Eggs & Ham


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« Reply #7 on: November 12, 2000, 07:25:00 AM »
The Rev Jackson and the NAACP have abandon the civil rights movement and have become fringe groups that are assigned tasks by the democratic party to insite chaos!!!  Nothing more and nothing less!!

Blacks in America have been and continue to be mistreated by their new masters, the democratic party.  Each black has to ask themselves, just what have the democrats done for blacks? You will be hard pressed to find any real answers to that basic question.

Democrats don't solve problems, for if you solve a problem you will no longer need democrats!!!

I have never understood why anyone in the black community would support democrats after years and years of nothing but promises and no results!!!

I guess in the minds of Blacks they think republicans want to bring back slavery.  The hold democrats seem to have over the black community is fear. Yes, fear, the tool of any tyrant!!

 


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« Reply #8 on: November 12, 2000, 07:31:00 AM »
 
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Originally posted by SOB:
You're right man!  I just hopped on Napster (i love you napster) and found it!

Jesse Jackson Reciting Green Eggs & Ham


[This message has been edited by SOB (edited 11-12-2000).]

Well, so far SOB has the clear advantage in this contest. I can only hope the good Reverend gives us some more material from Florida  



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« Reply #9 on: November 12, 2000, 07:50:00 AM »
Currently the democrats are getting their way
and have no need for the Rev Jackson.  But, he is in place keeping emotions at a fever pitch in the Black community!!!  It just isn't reported in the mainstream media.

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« Reply #10 on: November 12, 2000, 05:59:00 PM »
WTG SOB!

If you can get an MP3 of "Cluckin' Chicken" then you'll really impress me.

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« Reply #11 on: November 12, 2000, 10:26:00 PM »
Can't say I remember Cluckin' Chicken, but how about Oops I Crapped My Pants!


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« Reply #12 on: November 13, 2000, 12:12:00 AM »
Rev. Jackson's appearance on Saturday Night Live was perhaps one of the funniest things I've ever seen.  I was watching the show live that night.  I'll never forget it.

As for Mr. Jackson's political views... well... I'll just leave those alone.

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« Reply #13 on: November 14, 2000, 02:34:00 PM »
Just heard a good one:

"If the chad did not eject - you must elect"

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