Bad clone U.S. Representative Bob Ney, a Republiclone, pleads "guilty" in court to being a crooked usless clone who has done nothing but conspire to fill his own pockets while wasting us taxpayers time. He did, in typical clone speak, pass the buck claiming hes a drunk and his name was used in "..secret schemes.." that he could "..never have imagined." Or wasn't sober enough to remember.
Yet, he's still in office... promising to resign from congress in the next "few weeks".. when he should have been escorted off the property and locked out of his old office.
Of course his supervisor, Hastert drunky clone, is as shocked as everyone. If you are I had subordinates at work that were thieving chester molesters who were embarassing the feces out of our company, would claiming ignorance sprinkled with an "I cant remember" be good enough?
A few weeks will give Hastert plenty of time to forget Ney was supposed to leave. He, Ried and Hastert probably have a pending real estate scam to complete, no way his fellow clones will let him leave empty handed, I suspect.
No wonder other countries are not chomping at the bit for the American style of government. These clones are OUR representatives, they dont get it that people in other countries are watching when they pork the pooch.
Imagine being an average Joe Iraqi knowing these crooked perverted clones are making decisions about your country. I might even pick up a gun and fight back to keep the clones the F away from me.Ney is now a hard earned member of the "disgraced congressmen's club", he should have clown make-up tattooed to his face, a rainbow afro weave, and be forced to drive a special edition VW Dung Beetle.
All you Republiclones / democlones out there, thanks for electing these moral cripples. I cant wait to see what kind of wealthy perverted drunk crooks you put in office next.
