BBS Needs Lightening up!

[Hammy]

Ok guys, thought I would lighten things up a bit as its been pretty hectic on here as of late.

Saw this and it made me laugh so i wanted to share it.............

Recently a worldwide survey was conducted by U.N. The question asked was:

'Would you please give your opinion about
the food shortage in the rest of the world?'.

The survey was a huge failure.

In Africa they didn't know what 'food' meant.

In Western Europe they didn't know what 'shortage' meant.

In Eastern Europe they didn't know what 'opinion' meant.

In South America they didn't know what 'please' meant.

And in the U.S. they didn't know what 'the rest of the world' meant.

LOL

[VooWho]

LoL!!!!

[ALF]

What is this "UN" you speak of?  

Is it half of 7-up?

[Max]

I noticed the Japanese and Chinese didn't participate. Prolly too busy counting money

[Hammy]

Here is something else i found that is funny too.

Skuzzy......this is fun, not aimed at anyone so please?..no rule 4? , 5?, 1006?, 8987656?

for those who give 100%

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like
this: What Makes
100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are
giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone
wants you to give over
100%.

How about achieving 103%?

Here's a little mathematical formula! that might
help you answer these

questions:

What makes up 100% in life?

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20
21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%



and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4 5 = 100%

And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far bellybutton kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%



So, one can then conclude with mathematical
certainty that:

While Hard work and knowledge will get you close,

And, Attitude will get you there,

Bull**** and bellybutton kissing will put you over the top  

[BlauK]

So where will this take us?


L-A-N-D-G-R-A-B-B-I-N-G
12+1+14+4+7+18+1+2+2+9+14+7=91

F-U-R-B-A-L-L-I-N-G
6+21+18+2+1+12+12+9+14+7=102

T-O-O-L-S-H-E-D-D-I-N-G
20+15+15+12+19+8+5+4+4+9+14+7=132

...

[VooWho]

LoL!!!

[Hammy]

Originally posted by BlauK
So where will this take us?


L-A-N-D-G-R-A-B-B-I-N-G
12+1+14+4+7+18+1+2+2+9+14+7=91

F-U-R-B-A-L-L-I-N-G
6+21+18+2+1+12+12+9+14+7=102

T-O-O-L-S-H-E-D-D-I-N-G
20+15+15+12+19+8+5+4+4+9+14+7=132

...

And we have a winner!!!!!   HT needs to change everything back to what was    



just kidding

[hubsonfire]

I know I shouldn't, but I can't help myself.

M+I+L+K+R+U+N+N+I+N+G
13+9+12+11+18+21+14+14+9+14+7=142

Coad have mercy on us all.

[Hammy]

Originally posted by hubsonfire
I know I shouldn't, but I can't help myself.

M+I+L+K+R+U+N+N+I+N+G
13+9+12+11+18+21+14+14+9+14+7=142

Coad have mercy on us all.

[belethch]

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:aok

[nirvana]

Thanks