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Offline Airscrew

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Some Friday Cheer, Merry Christmas
« on: December 15, 2006, 10:45:33 AM »
CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE DISTURBED

* 1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

* 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are

* 3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

* 4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

* 5. Manic - Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and.....

* 6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

* 7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

* 8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

* 9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?

* 10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle,Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells , Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,

Offline Maverick

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Some Friday Cheer, Merry Christmas
« Reply #1 on: December 15, 2006, 10:57:54 AM »
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Some Friday Cheer, Merry Christmas
« Reply #2 on: December 15, 2006, 02:35:15 PM »
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Offline Meatwad

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Some Friday Cheer, Merry Christmas
« Reply #3 on: December 15, 2006, 06:29:13 PM »
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See Rule 19- Do not place sausage on pizza.
I am No-Sausage-On-Pizza-Wad.
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Some Friday Cheer, Merry Christmas
« Reply #4 on: December 15, 2006, 07:34:12 PM »
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