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Offline Red Tail 444

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« on: December 15, 2006, 03:46:40 PM »
OK, I don't have a soundcard at work, but the scenes looked funny. maybe it's funnier w/o sound, I'm not sure.

Anyway, it's friday, so who cares? Enjoy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYt44fvt3Hk

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« Reply #1 on: December 15, 2006, 11:25:25 PM »
I think Voyager might start showing on G4TV cuase TNG is going to Star Trek 2.0 segment

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« Reply #2 on: December 15, 2006, 11:43:40 PM »
Watching Star Trek 2.0 on G4 is like trying to read a book in a room full of people who are trying to talk to you but mostly just like to jump around making monkey noises.

The formula for a G4 "2.0" trek show:
1. Plaster a dumb, fake stock market ticket on the side.  It's opaque.
2. Plaster a big dumb irrelevant list of things like "Kirk uses his left hand" or "a door opens" on the other side.
3. Put a chat room full of dumb attention potatos at the bottom.  Except...  it's not a real chat room, it's a bunch of screened answers to questions like "What item in Kirk's quarters would you sell on ebay?".
4. Add a bunch of beeps just in case you might accidentally start trying to watch the show.
5. Finally, take the actual footage for the episode and shrink it to half its original size so you can fit it somewhere between all the other stuff.

It's like watching a mentally challenged version of QVC without the riveting conversation.
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« Reply #3 on: December 16, 2006, 11:23:03 AM »
WTF is G4TV?????  :confused:
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« Reply #4 on: December 16, 2006, 11:28:13 AM »
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WTF is G4TV?????  :confused:


This is G4TV

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« Reply #5 on: December 16, 2006, 11:54:35 AM »
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WTF is G4TV?????  :confused:


the tech equivilent of TSN being taken over by a group of synchronized swimmers...

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« Reply #6 on: December 16, 2006, 12:59:35 PM »
I think that was the old TechTV before a bunch of tards took it over.

If it was a real chat room, half the messages on there would be potato bots spamming with links to view their webcams. All the little 11 year old kids would jump on that faster then a Pokemon special
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« Reply #7 on: December 16, 2006, 05:23:32 PM »
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Originally posted by Meatwad
I think that was the old TechTV before a bunch of tards took it over.

If it was a real chat room, half the messages on there would be potato bots spamming with links to view their webcams. All the little 11 year old kids would jump on that faster then a Pokemon special


Before Comcast bought the channel and renamed it G4TV, and RUINED shows like screensavers (by making kevin perrera instead of Kevin Rose as a cohost-host getting rid of the live audience, and actual interesting techincal portions of the show and making it a useless variety show) the channel had really good programming.  Some may view the similarities of what has happened to the former TechTV as to what is happening with the Sc-Fi channel after being bought out by NBC and ruining its 3 solid series, SG-1, SG-Atlantis, and BSG.

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« Reply #8 on: December 16, 2006, 07:32:38 PM »
What are they doing to BSG?!

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« Reply #9 on: December 19, 2006, 01:25:17 AM »
They are moving BSG to Sunday nights 10pm (EST).

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« Reply #10 on: December 19, 2006, 04:48:17 PM »
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Originally posted by Chairboy
Watching Star Trek 2.0 on G4 is like trying to read a book in a room full of people who are trying to talk to you but mostly just like to jump around making monkey noises.
It's like watching a mentally challenged version of QVC without the riveting conversation.


:D

You're probably right