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Offline Rondar

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« on: October 30, 2007, 06:19:00 PM »
LIVING WILL

 

 While I was watching the play-off games last

  weekend,  my wife and I got into a conversation

  about life and death, and the need for living wills.

 

 During the course of the conversation I told her

  that I never wanted to exist in a vegetative state,  

dependent on some machine and taking fluids from a  bottle.

 

 She got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all my

  beer.

 

 Sometimes it's tough being married to a smart***.
To understand true love, lock your dog and your wife in the trunk of your car for an hour and then see which one is glad to see you when you come back

Offline Dichotomy

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« Reply #1 on: October 30, 2007, 06:25:32 PM »
so when's the filing for a divorce?
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Offline texasmom

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« Reply #2 on: October 30, 2007, 06:54:32 PM »
hahahaha! That's funny. Mrs. Rondar if it wasn't a joke.   Mr. Rondar if it was.
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« Reply #3 on: October 30, 2007, 08:56:51 PM »
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When I was thiiiis small this joke had a beard THAAAT LONG.

Offline Rondar

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« Reply #4 on: October 31, 2007, 12:32:34 AM »
Yeah it was a joke.  :rofl
To understand true love, lock your dog and your wife in the trunk of your car for an hour and then see which one is glad to see you when you come back