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Offline SIG220

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"Suicide Bomber" Attacks Hillary Clinton's Campaign??
« on: November 30, 2007, 04:45:47 PM »
He claims that he has turned himself into a human bomb, and is threatening to blow himself up in Clinton's New Hampshire Election Campaign Headquarters.

He has now released all of his hostages, but remains inside.   The entire area is now surrounded by police.  An investigation has revealed that he is a very mentally ill man, and that he purchased some road flares from a local hardware store shortly before the incident.

Should the authorities now assume that the bomb on his chest is fake, and attempt to rescue this ill person??   Some of the witnesses inside the office confirmed that the "dynamite" looked like road flares.

Should the police consider the man to be a criminal at this point?   Or a mentally ill person that needs to be rescued from himself??  The man has been quoted recently complaining that the government has planted a bug inside his head to monitor his thoughts.

If the police now shoot and kill this man, would that be a good outcome???  He is apparently still demanding to speak to Senator Clinton.   Should Clinton agree to talk to him over the phone?

I wonder how many US citizens have bugs implanted inside their brains by the United States Government, without even knowing it?

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« Reply #2 on: November 30, 2007, 04:48:12 PM »
Okay....roll call.  Anyone here missing? :D
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« Reply #3 on: November 30, 2007, 04:53:51 PM »
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http://forums.hitechcreations.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=220838


For some reason, I cannot get this link to work.  I wonder if I have something set wrong in my FireFox browser??

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"Suicide Bomber" Attacks Hillary Clinton's Campaign??
« Reply #4 on: November 30, 2007, 05:29:46 PM »
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"Suicide Bomber" Attacks Hillary Clinton's Campaign??
« Reply #5 on: November 30, 2007, 06:16:58 PM »
only in our dreams

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« Reply #6 on: November 30, 2007, 06:22:16 PM »
On my way home from work tonight I received a phone call from someone I know that went something like this

"Hello Tom?"
yea, wassup?
Where are you?
On my way home from work. Why?

Did you hear about that thing at Hillary's HQ?
No. Why what happened?

::Explanation:: ending with
"I just wanted to make sure it wasnt you"


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"Suicide Bomber" Attacks Hillary Clinton's Campaign??
« Reply #7 on: November 30, 2007, 06:30:52 PM »
hillary talk to him? lol not w/o reviewing the questions first. then a flat no.
she dodges questions left and right.even if she answers she doesnt answer. she doesnt care about the ppl in her office the bomber nobody but herself. her new name is Duck Dodger..she shoulda called.show some leadership. some leader...she hides behind press agents her husband..blah blah blah.she wont deal with questions.she wont deal w/a hostage take over.nothing nowhere never. but u still think she can lead a country. i got a bridge over here i want you to take a look at..

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« Reply #8 on: November 30, 2007, 06:37:15 PM »
why does this remind of the guy that threatened to jump from a building unless micheal jackson performed some dance moves for him?


this stinks of publicity stunt. a really stupid one.

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« Reply #9 on: November 30, 2007, 06:51:13 PM »
Only shame is that if he blows himself up, Hillary wont be there to go with him
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« Reply #10 on: December 01, 2007, 12:22:54 AM »
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Only shame is that if he blows himself up, Hillary wont be there to go with him


Thats bad even in joke form. One thing I wish for people I dont like in public spotlights is a long life. If someone is kilt then everyone is all :cry  and remembers them forever like Princess Died. And makes sappy hallmark movies about them.

On the other hand if someone slides into obscurity after they leave the spotlight light that is much better,and dies lonely and forgotten years later. Who remembers Samuel J. Tilden? no one.

Andy Dick though is the only exception to my theory though. Everytime a mediocre celebrity shuffles off this mortal coil I think why not him take him instead!:mad: :mad: :mad:
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"Suicide Bomber" Attacks Hillary Clinton's Campaign??
« Reply #11 on: December 01, 2007, 02:47:09 AM »
It's all cool... nothing to see here...

It was just Al Gore...

a Global Warming thingy..

he's back on his meds now.

He keeps mumbling "Chad, Chad, Chad..."  

Not too sure what that means.

Move along....

:p

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