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Offline 2Slow

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I was depressed last night
« on: January 20, 2008, 09:58:45 PM »
I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline.

Got a call center in Pakistan.
I told them I was suicidal.
They got all excited....

 

and asked if I could drive a truck.






:lol
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Offline REP0MAN

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I was depressed last night
« Reply #1 on: January 20, 2008, 11:48:33 PM »
S I L E N C E ! ! !

I kill you!

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Re: I was depressed last night
« Reply #2 on: January 21, 2008, 05:10:47 AM »
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Originally posted by 2Slow
I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline.

Got a call center in Pakistan.
I told them I was suicidal.
They got all excited....

and asked if I could drive a truck.

:lol



Did you hear about Obama and Clinton both campaigning at the same time in the Nevada state capital of Carson City last Thursday?

Obama was going door to door, looking for votes.

At the same time, Hillary was at the nearby famous Bunny Ranch, also going door to door, looking for her husband!
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Offline rpm

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I was depressed last night
« Reply #3 on: January 21, 2008, 05:30:11 AM »
Sig scores the first ever recorded negative on the richter scale.
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Offline crockett

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I was depressed last night
« Reply #4 on: January 21, 2008, 05:42:08 AM »
:lol :lol :lol
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Offline SIG220

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« Reply #5 on: January 21, 2008, 06:15:22 AM »
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Sig scores the first ever recorded negative on the richter scale.


I guess I will never steal another joke from Jay Leno again.

Could this be an indication that the writers strike is affecting his show?

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Offline culero

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« Reply #6 on: January 21, 2008, 08:12:45 AM »
Oh I dunno, SIG, I kinda chuckled a little :)

You sure that's why she was there, tho? :t

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Re: I was depressed last night
« Reply #7 on: January 21, 2008, 08:22:16 AM »
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Originally posted by 2Slow
I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline.

Got a call center in Pakistan.
I told them I was suicidal.
They got all excited....

 

and asked if I could drive a truck.






:lol
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Offline Gunslinger

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« Reply #8 on: January 21, 2008, 10:26:15 AM »
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Good thing I keep those windex wipes by my computer.  My monitor is covered in coffee.
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Offline MrRiplEy[H]

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I was depressed last night
« Reply #9 on: January 21, 2008, 11:07:52 AM »
It looks like she's keeping one of them baby aliens in her pants..

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Offline 2Slow

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I was depressed last night
« Reply #10 on: January 21, 2008, 11:33:33 AM »
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Oh I dunno, SIG, I kinda chuckled a little :)

You sure that's why she was there, tho? :t



I have always suspected that her and he play for the home team.
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