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Offline Sundowner

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« on: February 16, 2008, 05:45:11 PM »
Yes, this is a real story from Fox New.

I suppose "Golf Cart Free Zones" will be proposed across the country along with a three day waiting period before you can rent.:rolleyes:

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Sun

NYPD: Parks Staffer Goes on Golf Cart Rampage, Kills 5 Birds


NEW YORK  —  Police say a Parks Department employee took his city-issued golf cart on a rampage, running over and killing five birds in a public park.

Police say they arrested the 45-year-old employee Friday evening after receiving complaints that he was driving erratically in the park in Lower Manhattan. He faces charges of reckless endangerment and intentional injury to an animal.

Three pigeons and two seagulls were killed.

The arrested man had no listed phone number, and information was not immediately available on whether he had a lawyer.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,330874,00.html
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Offline john9001

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« Reply #1 on: February 16, 2008, 05:54:24 PM »
Slow News Day, yes, another day without bad news from Iraq, they have to report something.

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« Reply #2 on: February 16, 2008, 07:29:57 PM »
The death toll is 3 pigeons and 2 sea gulls?? Give the guy a better golf cart and turn his bellybutton loose. That was urban renewal.
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« Reply #3 on: February 16, 2008, 07:31:10 PM »
You know peta will jump all over this case
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« Reply #4 on: February 16, 2008, 07:34:18 PM »
Heya sun, been awhile since i've seen you online.  I hope they give him a reward as i hate both seagulls and pigeons.
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« Reply #5 on: February 17, 2008, 04:10:50 AM »
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Originally posted by thrila
Heya sun, been awhile since i've seen you online.  I hope they give him a reward as i hate both seagulls and pigeons.


Hi thrila  :)  Good hearing from ya, bud.

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